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mrpaulcurrie@nospam.com (Funky) — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 13:10:11 -0500

nanananananana, I'm # 1

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draken_bg@nospam.com (Drak3n) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:05:06 -0500

just wondering

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noauthor@nospam.com (Dogg) — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:56:12 -0400

Hello peeps new to your site.

New game out in beta stages http://www.battlefield-heroes.com/
This will be free when its released so get your beta key im still waiting on mine.

Dogg

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:57:38 -0400

as i boot up my game the maps are always the same
ive been playing it for years with all the other yank queers
i press the b button to begin and get myself in the supermarket thing
terrorists for da win
now were will the enemy be?
could it be a or be b
thank god theres no c
that would be to much for me cos im american you see
now a lot of people think counter strikes shite
but i think its allright
im allways up for a fight after a huge maccy d bite
id get up of my chair but everyones obese over here
mom can you get me out of here

now i say again were will da enemy be
ive checked over a and am moving to b
cant carry the bomb its too heavy for me
well i made it to b and theres only just me
oh how stupid of me
they have all hit f4 and f*cked out the back door
and now theres only me
and my shopping trolley
if i had a brain id c4 my self again
put this shite game back on the shelf
and never play it again

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 06:23:06 -0400

http://www.onlive.com/index.html

Entry level PC, no hardware expense or upgrade needed, no installing blah de blah de blah, looks very interesting indeed.

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:43:31 -0400

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:19:00 -0400

Tried disabling SuperFetch.

SuperFetch works by loading frequently used appliations and pages info a cache. Vista keeps track of which memory pages are frequently used (and which files they're tied to) and will try to use up as much free memory as it can with what it analyzes you're going to need soon. SuperFetch keeps a history of how often and when you run applications, which influences what is cached. This extra caching is what makes Vista's memory requirements much greater than XP's.

After Disabling it have found programs actually load up faster (dont get the 1-2sec blue circle), might be ok for users that dont re-install windows couple times a year but for most of us think it would help, try disabling it and post ure thoughts.

Run - services.msc - r.click superfetch and go to properties - startup change to disabled - apply and ure all done.

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noauthor@nospam.com (Dogg) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:32:32 -0400

A new game rising up the RTS ranks check out the site

http://ruse.us.ubi.com/#/videos

Joycey

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noauthor@nospam.com (Dogg) — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:35:12 -0400

http://badcompany2.ea.com/

Check out the read out. This game is due for release in the summer.

Dogg

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Triggeramm@nospam.com ([RUtd]-Jolly) — Mon, 04 May 2009 05:08:38 -0400

Hello DF Clan
As i read on Website your development,it nearly the same with us.We left our old Clan with 8 Members and built the Rebels-United.Coz we want more,playing Scrims and start playing League.We on the way into the Codleague.Most Members between 30-45.We prefer Matches with the Codleaguesettings S+D Cod4 .We looking for some friendly Matches same as you so was real nice when we can sort out a match im the WA of Rebels-United.Please add my xfire=333Trigger or go our Website=http://www.rebels-united.co.uk

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noauthor@nospam.com (S0U!J) — Mon, 11 May 2009 08:17:20 -0400

my rigg

Q6600 2.4 @ 3.2
ddr2 1066
vga ati 4870x2
Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/files/public/1242044234_18_FT0_11052009027_.jpg

Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/files/public/1242044234_18_FT0_11052009028_.jpg

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jez@nospam.com (J3Z) — Tue, 12 May 2009 17:37:15 -0400

I bought it AGES ago, thought it was pretty decent. Anyone else try it?

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Tue, 19 May 2009 03:57:09 -0400

Thought I would start a comic strip. If you like it I will carry on each week or so. Any short ideas accepted.
Image: http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll239/gre66m4n/PC.jpg

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Tue, 19 May 2009 19:29:26 -0400

bad company looks good but this is better and its not ea
http://www.arma2.com/
and so is this

http://www.codemasters.co.uk/flashpoint/index.php#/video/

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noauthor@nospam.com (Dogg) — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:26:43 -0400

Check this out!

http://hackedgadgets.com/2007/07/21/disappearing-car-door/

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 05:05:19 -0400

jim bonjour bob
bob bonjour jim
jim aurevior bob
bob aurevior jim

in next weeks installment we will be discussing microsoft fenetra 7 for beginners and larry grayson will be here for our special section entitled ferme la porte
so stay tuned in

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Thu, 28 May 2009 09:29:40 -0400

Ye haaa, I just got Virgin 50 MB broadband installe and holy shit it's fast lokk at the Speednet result I got !!!!

Image: http://www.speedtest.net/result/483309962.png

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:41:15 -0400

Sorry but photobucket has corrupted all my wall papers. They are now very low quality,they were HD but for some reason pb has mushed them. I only have a couple of the originals the rest are gone but I will redo the more popular ones at a later date and upload them directly to our server. If any of you have a good copy of any of them please email me them.

Thanks.

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aces3011@nospam.com ([RUtd]Acerimm3R) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:29:22 -0400

Just popped on to say cheers for the game last night, was some good drunken fun Sorry I had to drop out after the 3rd map, but I didnt realize the time:) we must do again (whilst drunk) was loving the banter WP.........all I think

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dan_herold1@nospam.com (Judge) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:48:55 -0400

Im looking to get a new car.

Atm the moment I have a golf 1.6 S,
Its only got 49000 on the clock and its an 02 plate.

Im going to be trading it for about 3500 I also currently have 2 grand to put towards a new car.

Ive been looking at the audi A3 but there really isnt much diffrence between the car I all ready have.

I dont want to get anything older then what I already have as one of the reasons Im selling this one is because I want a newer one.

Any ideas as to what I should get?

Post below. Cheers lads.

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synewave7@nospam.com (ZiGZaG) — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:45:06 -0400

Hi Everyone
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If it is ill be removing my number grrrr pesky sales crap

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mrpaulcurrie@nospam.com (Funky) — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 11:16:18 -0400

Hey ho lads, There are a few of us that play this, uber realsitic war game, and if anyone else is interested , i have 2 guest passes that will allow you to play too, i think its a 10 day pass or summit, anyway, gimme a shout if you want one.

Funks

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noauthor@nospam.com (Dogg) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:58:02 -0400

Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/files/public/1245779874_27_FT0_untitled_.png

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:21:09 -0400

We have a few new servers up and running.

COD4 24 Slot Server IP: 91.192.210.81:28931

COD4 20 Slot Match Server IP: 91.192.210.81:28930

L4D 8 Slot Versus IP: 91.192.210.81:27015

ArmA 2 30 slot Server IP: 91.192.210.81:2300

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:28:35 -0400

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:59:52 -0400

If you got any suggestions for mods on our servers, maps or any other suggestion relating to the servers and website, feel free to make a thread and post your ideas.

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:36:40 -0400

Survey submitted: Sunday 28 June 2009 - 00:36:42

Real Name: Kaleo
D.O.B: 11/22/1985
In-Game Name: Prevara
E-Mail: longxueyeinc@hotmail.com
Xfire: prevara
Location: US
Favorite Games: COD4, Fallout 3, GTA4, FarCry2, The Witcher, Assasins Creed, Mass Efect.....ect
Previous Clan Experience: none
PC Spec:
Anything else you wish to tell us:

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shorts@nospam.com (shorts) — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:23:53 -0400

well been a while so i though i would pop on and say hello, hows you all doing

though i might come and have a game sometime, what you all playing at the mo

hope your all well

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:36:39 -0400

Went on it today a couple of issues the punkbuster needs updating on the server and when I tried to change to a mod map on rcon it said it needed a mod to do this.

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dan_herold1@nospam.com (Judge) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:32:08 -0400

After alot thought I think will should start calling new recurits " Civilians Under National Training"

They should have to stick this tag on <[censored]> until they get there Dysfunctional status lol

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:12:35 -0400

Survey submitted: Tuesday 30 June 2009 - 21:12:53

Real Name: Dave
D.O.B: 04/01/1971
In-Game Name: W6RRIOR
E-Mail: davedonohue31@hotmail.com
Xfire: W6RRIOR
Location: Lancashire. UK
Favorite Games: COD4, WAW, GRID, BATTLEFIELD 2
Previous Clan Experience: ^xO
PC Spec: 3 gig Corsair ram, athlon dual core cpu, nvidia 8800gt
Anything else you wish to tell us: I love u guys lol

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jester15273@nospam.com (*JESTER*) — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:57:18 -0400

hi guys i wont b around for about 2weeks going on holiday
sun, sex, and beer ohhhhhhhhhh YES so ill c u all when i get back.

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:28:12 -0400

Any of u fancy a night on BF2142 or BF2? Fancy somthing a bit diff than COD4 all the time

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:00:33 -0400

Image: http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t91/craftycelt/gungame1.jpg

Proud of this.

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:25:34 -0400

I know most people have watched the video but how many actually took in what they are seeing.
I have had a closer look and the first thing you notice are the weopans,new ones great but seems to be a lot of noobtube style launchers ! Then i noticed a nice detail to realism, a fire hydrant gets hit with bullets and blows into a full water gushing fountain, nice. Then at the end a guy gets Semtex stuck on his head by an apponent, cool but did you notice the payback points. Does this mean we are going to have players chasing eachother in circles trying to get them back and gain points ? Dont know if this is an XBox or PS3 vid, can't be PC. Strange though, take a look. Seems in the video there are a lot of Arcade style themes to the game play. Have they gone too far? Is this how the PC version will be. Not trying to put it down, just observations. What do you guy's think ?

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cedricvanaeken@nospam.com (portillio) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:50:10 -0400

Real Name: cedric
D.O.B: 10/05/89
In-Game Name: Portillio
E-Mail: cedricvanaeken@hotmail.com
Xfire: bsnakeeater
Location: Meulebeke , Belgium
Favorite Games: quite a few on both pc and ps2 , atm i'm mainly playing cod4 , trackmania nations , poker on mainly pokerstars.
Previous Clan Experience: been in pbs but left cuz those in charge where only persons that buyed multiple pc's from the owner. joined dbd a few months later and there me together with 2 others no longer suited the clan profile according to old admin.
PC Spec: Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Quad CPU Q6600 @ 2.40GHz (4 CPUs)
Memory: 3070MB RAM, Hard Drive:250 GB+250GB
Anything else you wish to tell us: I'm going to third year of law studies now, that means there will be periods i'm very inactive like second part off august for exams i got to do again and may-june, january/februari .
you can expect a happy fellow that is always up for a laugh, can't shoot straight but still tend to be called git all the time. If i'm online and not studying i'm always up for friendlys and matches if it's not too late already. I like the fun and relax admosphere in the friendly I joined last night.
PS wouldn't mind if funky stops trying to touch my bum on the server

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noauthor@nospam.com (Dogg) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 15:30:17 -0400

Evening lads. Been looking around at game trailers: As follows:

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/gt-pop-block-modern-warfare/49145
Break down of the warfare 2 trailer.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-09-forza-motorsport/50144
Forza 3 looks the nuts

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/debut-teaser-need-for/47022
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/driver-profile-need-for/51553
Need for speed Shift makes my pants move!!!!!

And to top is off look at mircosofts game Alan wake
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-09-alan-wake/50061

Enjoy i will write another post shortly with more games.

Dogg

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geordieamusgrave@nospam.com (coltangent) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:26:51 -0400

Hi Guys, i am co clan leader of UKEF with fisher, I would just like to extend my thanks for your good sportsmanship last night in the COD league match. It was fun and i believe we were all pretty much of the same skill level, which is reasurring as the last team we play obliterated us lol.

Obviously we are looking to build relationships with other clans, and maybe after cod league or when ever u feel like it we could have another match maybe a friendly.

We aslo play BF2142 and cod 5 and are awaitign the next installment Modern Warfare 2.

Thanks for the game it was a tight one.

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 06:11:57 -0400

Survey submitted: Monday 10 August 2009 - 11:09:12

Real Name: Glenn Mosele
D.O.B: 02/05/1981
In-Game Name: Insin
E-Mail: insinfinity@hotmail.com
Xfire: insinfinity
Location: Derby,UK
Favorite Games: Planetside, COD, WoW
Previous Clan Experience: Anathema, Assassins
PC Spec: Windows 7 Ultimate (Retail), Q6600, 8800GTX, 4GB Ram, SB XFI XtremeGamer Abit IN9 32X Max, 24" HP Monitor, Razer Habu, Razer Lycosa
Anything else you wish to tell us: I know DarkRaven, he told me about this clan on the Anathema forums. I have been playing COD5 for a while, waiting for COD6 to come out. But Im up for installing 4 again.

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:39:27 -0400

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80713279/

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:27:00 -0400

Survey submitted: Tuesday 11 August 2009 - 22:27:12

Real Name: Jack Aspinall
D.O.B: 18/02/1989
In-Game Name: AsPo
E-Mail: jackaspinall2@hotmail.com
Xfire: AsPo
Location: manchester
Favorite Games: COD4, WOW, SF4
Previous Clan Experience: LostBoys, Team Legends
PC Spec: Windows xp media center Edition, Intel duo core @ 1.86 ghz, NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS, 2G Ram, this is only a temperary spec as my main P.C. is currently being repaired.
Anything else you wish to tell us: I Know Dogg from lost boys clan (BF2), and jester and viper from TL (COD4)

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cedricvanaeken@nospam.com (portillio) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:07:42 -0400

I think it might be a good idea to change some settings on this server to make people play on it longer and not having to load new maps every 10 minutes.
I suggest raising the amount of points to win sabotage ,s&d, etc to increase to a decent lvl, cuz now you plant once succesfully on sabotage and the game is over , just when you get warmed up.
just an idea though and this part of forums seems so empty atm
/port

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:37:25 -0400

Survey submitted: Thursday 13 August 2009 - 07:37:47

Real Name: Scally
D.O.B: 18/12/1988
In-Game Name: Xcaliber
E-Mail: Xcaliber_squall@msn.com
Xfire: xcal1iber
Location: Nottingham
Favorite Games: BF2, TQ, CS
Previous Clan Experience: Alot
PC Spec: High
Anything else you wish to tell us: *ball is a legend

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:19:16 -0400

They've done it again, was 1 of the reasons i went out and brought it, from 28th Aug Crytek are letting u DL and try Wars

From My Crysis

Image: http://www.mycrysis.com/uploads/mediapool/crysis_wars_summer_trial.jpg

Introduction
As promised in July's monthly update a brand new trial period is coming! This is the perfect opportunity to get your friends and family involved in some great online battles in Crysis Wars. You'll get full access to both LAN and Online play and you can even use the editor with the trial client, for free!

Summer Trial Period
We're giving you another entire week to enjoy the Crysis Wars. We'll be providing you with full information in the very near future on how to take part in this trial. Those of you that have keys from previous trials, they will be reactivated on the trial period start date.

Conclusion
Stay tuned to MyCrysis.com for all the information on the trial period. There will be a full list of download links and an in depth FAQ on how to get started, so be sure to come back next week for even more information.

- MyCrysis Team

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jester15273@nospam.com (*JESTER*) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:17:19 -0400

just wanna test my avatars working lol!

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dan_herold1@nospam.com (Judge) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 09:15:31 -0400

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darkraven@nospam.com (DarkravenBW) — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:00:39 -0400

Did a bit of messing around... feel free to use it for your desktop

Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/1920x1080-airfield.png

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:56:20 -0400

After a little convincing from Dogg last night I purchased Warhead on steam last night and was just expecting that but I got Wars with it, had a go with Raven and it is awesome, would definitely keep us busy until MW2.

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noauthor@nospam.com (Dogg) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:19:23 -0400

Spotted 8ball playing a game of night time day time!!!

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noauthor@nospam.com (Dogg) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:22:55 -0400

Check these pics! the size of the 280 gtx!

Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/files/public/1252002175_27_FT0_img_1343_.jpg

Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/files/public/1252002175_27_FT0_img_1344_.jpg

Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/files/public/1252002175_27_FT0_img_1346_.jpg

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 05:35:58 -0400

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:58:31 -0400

This is the current map rotation on our server, if u want it changed in anyway just let me know.

Ruins TeamInstantAction
Shore PowerStruggle
Peak TeamInstantAction
Treehouse PowerStruggle
Graveyard TeamInstantAction
Stranded PowerStruggle
Excavation TeamInstantAction
Terminal PowerStruggle
Battleground TeamInstantAction
Coast PowerStruggle
Outpost TeamInstantAction
Quarry PowerStruggle
Steelmill TeamInstantAction
Armada PowerStruggle
Frost TeamInstantAction
Desolation PowerStruggle
Training TeamInstantAction
Crossroads PowerStruggle
Plantation TeamInstantAction
Mesa PowerStruggle
Refinery TeamInstantAction
Beach PowerStruggle
Tarmac TeamInstantAction

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:14:20 -0400

Patrick Swayzes family are said to be devastated ---

Only because they had booked Keith Floyd to do the funeral buffett

Lol

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:15:52 -0400

Do you think it is too early to ask Whoopie Goldberg if she's heard from Patrick Swayze lately

Lol

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:52:14 -0400

Paddy walked into the confessional and said "forgive me Father for I have sinned".

Father replied "what is your sin my son?"

He replied "I have been sleeping with Fanny Green, two days a week for the past 3 months".

Father replied " your sin has been resolved, go away and say 3 Hale Mary's"

Two days later Shaun came into the confessional and said "forgive me Father for I have sinned"

Father replied "what is your sin my son"

He replied " I have been sleeping with Fanny Green three days a week for the past 3 months"

Father replied " Who is this Fanny Green:?

He replied " she is the new lady who has just recently moved into number 26.

Father replied" your sin has been resolved, go away and say 5 Hale Mary's .

On the Sunday at Mass this dropped dead gorgeous girl walked into Church wearing the shortest lime green dress you have ever seen, with matching green patent leather shoes. She sat down at the front with legs slightly apart, just enough for him to see she was not wearing any pants.

The Father turned to the Head Alter Boy and said " Is that Fanny Green"?

The Alter Boy (in shock) at what he had just said to him replied "no Father it's just the reflection off her shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:35:27 -0400

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They have been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.

This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you s**t on its head!!'

AND YOU WERE THINKING WHAT????

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:55:52 -0400

right lads as ive got a bit of time on my hands well a lot actually i thought id set the clan training into motion
so heres the plan for the day

day begins 10 30 am jeremy klye time so plz everybody syncronize your rolexes (if you got it of me just give it a quick tap)

first event of the day pass the fags round always a good to start the day to set it of right

followed by national insurance number roll call to make shure were all present anyone working that day can you be shure to let the rest of us no plz so we can grass you up to the social and claim the reward thankyou

second even of the day shell suit shooting in bradley woods fila/rebok clothing will be provided

refreshments throughtout the day will be avaiable in the form of white lighning in copious amounts so no need to worry there

third even of the day frosty jack bottle range target practice taking note youre percentage acuracy must be at least 7 and a half percent proof minimum

4th even of the day grid racer speed bump challenge
all transport for this even will be provided by either fatt mat or in his absence due to possibility of holidaying at her magstys pleasure greasy dave will step in can all clan members plz rember its first come first stolen choice order
sorry to say but grass cutting and any other forms of grass abuse will be available all day celt sorry to say

at this point we break for a kebab dinner

right onto the pc gaming now
various games will be played as we see fit
system stolen requirements for the day are as follows
office spec/hospital spec /local school pcs only plz otional wether still chained to a desk or not
any one found to be using cool water on there pc will be instantly kicked from the event and sent as far away as possible for obvious reasons

5th and final event guess the server fees anyone getting the correct ammount can take it home and we will hunt them down later

one last thing anyone interested in coming to the findus factory dance night will have the added bonus of entering the can you match my minger competition just for fun

anyone stuck for transport n e lincs police will happiy provide either transport or free accomodation for the night

so get signing on below with your name and any credit card details you have plz as to wether or not youll be attending and as to wether you will be tagged that day or not thank you 8ball

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:37:31 -0400

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband

'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:21:43 -0400

Vertically challenged (dwarf) couple that work in a circus are having a baby.

They go to the doctors for a check up, doctor say’s everything is fine.

While having a scan the doctor say’s, “tell me, what are you hoping for, a boy or a girl”

Guy say’s “not really arsed as long as it will fit in a cannon”

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:19:48 -0400

A blonde drops off a shirt at the dry cleaners

Lady behind counter thanks her and says, “Come again”

The blonde says “NO its toothpaste this time you nosey ba***rd”

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:58:55 -0400

Its a joke, not meant to upset anyone, even if you do recognise some of your national character here LOL

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in
1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody nuisance." The last time the
British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great
fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France
are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing
the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy
has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective
Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on everyone
.......including their allies ....... just in case.

And at a local level...

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to
"BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the air force being a
squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aero planes and the navy some
toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more
level of escalation, which is "Sh * t, I hope Australia will come end
rescue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to
gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries"
to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain,
"Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and
"The barbie is cancelled". There has not been a situation yet serious
enough to warrant cancelling the barbie.

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:48:51 -0400

Printed because I know our Celtic brothers can laugh at themselves – AS WELL AS US ENGLISH

Paddy’s wife goes to the doctors complaining that after ten years of marriage she had never had an orgasm.

The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during sex.

Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he would mind waving a towel over them while they made love, but still she could not reach orgasm.

The next day she asked Paddy if they could swap over, and so Paddy’s mate made love to her.

After 20 mins of the best mind blowing sex she had ever had she reached her first ever orgasm.

Paddy looked at his mate and said ……….

And that my old son is how to flap a fucking towel.

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:23:59 -0400

Close your eyes while you read this if easily offended – LOL

Woman goes to the doctors and says “I’m getting a heavy discharge”
The doctors says “ok, pop your knickers off and get on the couch”
He puts on his latex gloves and applies 3 fingers to her vagina, “how does that feel”
“F***ING lovely, she replies, but the discharge is in my ear”

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 07:58:09 -0400

Survey submitted: Sunday 11 October 2009 - 13:56:32

Real Name: Michel Bondo Hansen
D.O.B: 24/04/1990
In-Game Name: Bondoman
E-Mail: zony.michel@gmail.com
Xfire: I Dont use Xfire atm, but it can be done
Location: Denmark
Favorite Games: OFDR, AA 2.0, WoW, CoD4, hmm there is alot
Previous Clan Experience: Americas Army 2.0 (played in 116th) played 5 years in that clan.
PC Spec: Intel Core i7 920, 3x SLI GeForce GTX 285, 8Gb Ram. Using Vista 64bit
Anything else you wish to tell us: I played a game with GRE66 in OFDR and he told me to check out the site, and to me it seems interesting

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:35:35 -0400

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne...

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me..... I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man... 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different [censored],' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

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mrpaulcurrie@nospam.com (Funky) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:08:23 -0400

Boy comes home and tells his parents he has just had sex for he first
time, the proud Dad says 'I'll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you
will have to wait until next pay day' boy says 'that's alright Dad, my
arse is too sore to ride it now anyway'

Bloke shagging his girlfriend says' Bend over we'll try the social
security position' ' What the hell is that ?' she says ' When my
balls touch your arse you're getting the full benefit'

Had my first Gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home last
night. They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves.

What is the medical term for the fatty tissue surrounding the clitoris?
.......... The wife

Essex girl in bed with her boyfriend says, ' How dare you call me a
slapper, get out of my bed right now ........... and take your fucking
mates with you'

I was at Tesco this afternoon, when a lady dropped dead in front of me,
I felt really sorry for her - she had just bought a Bag for Life.

I'm quite worried what the kids are up to lately. Today saw a small girl
imitating the doggy position with her Barbie and Ken dolls, I said '
you will have baby dolls if you do that' . She said 'It's OK he's
doing it up her arse

Teacher says to little Tommy 'Why weren't you at school yesterday?'
Tommy says 'My grandfather got burnt' Teacher says 'Badly?' Little
Tommy says ' Yes, they don't [censored] about at the crematorium . '

A friend of mine says he is shagging twins, I said ' How can you tell
the difference?' he said ' Her brother has got a mustache ?

Hubby has ' I love you' tattooed on his penis, and goes home to show his
wife, she says 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth'

A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenic Homosexuals
descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted ' He's behind
you !'

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:30:37 -0400

How unlucky am I -

Only went and swapped my Michael Jackson tickets for tickets for the Boyzone reunion tour ......

For F**ks sake

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:31:44 -0400

Michael Barrymore has been spotted looking pretty shifty round a hotel pool in Majorca

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:30:36 -0400

I have just got accepted forBeta testing APB http://www.apb.com/ , All points Bulletin. It looks like Grand Theft Auto on LSD. Will update here after I have tested for the first time tonight (between 7-11) and give you all an update.

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:17:24 -0400

An old one, but still a good one lol

A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful Cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another Shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening...Red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman cautiously and whispered in her ear,

'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

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darkraven@nospam.com (DarkravenBW) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:49:46 -0400

http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/5310252/Borderlands/Product.html

Looks decent guys! also on steam and reasonably cheap

take a look lemme know what you think

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noauthor@nospam.com (Dogg) — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:25:03 -0400

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:16:29 -0400

Hi everyone,
I am a avid reader of the PC magazine called PC Format and have been for many years. I normally read it when in the loo as it's the only place in my house that I get left alone long enough to read it, in fact most people in my house avoid it by about twenty feet while I'm in there. Anyway, reading an old copy of said tabloid I was moved by some letters that readers had sent in enough to decide that I would write in about it. Imagine how amazed I was when I had just settled in to read the latest Christmas copy to find my letter to be the letter of the month. Thank god I was on the toilet as the shock and excitement took it's toll and it could have been quite embarrassing had I decided to flick through it at the shops. I just wanted to let you all know what a great mag it is and that they have a sense of humour just like the rest of us, so pick up a copy this week and you can enjoy what I have enjoyed for so many years, I don't mean my toilet habits !

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dan_herold1@nospam.com (Judge) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:08:01 -0400

I want to get a new dragon Tattoo, but im so undecided I dont know what I want to get. its going to go under my back pice I have already which goes from sholder to shoulder and its in tribal. So its got to be in black and white. Im not sure what to get. Ive been looking at Tatts for the last hour or so and have been looking for some good ones for the last 6mths. Heres a few that ive seen I like. But I'm asking what you guys think or to see if you can find any better ones that you prefer really.

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phil.wen.davies@nospam.com (phijac53) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:46:01 -0400

A Wigan lad has a sore bum, so he goes to the local shop and asks -

"Neh then, hast tha got any arse cream"

The shopkeeper replies -

"Aye lad, does tha want Magnum or Cornetto

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:10:26 -0400

One of the most awesome album sleeves of all time

Image: http://vox2.cdn.amiestreet.com/album-art/Bizarre-Ride-II-The-Pharcyde-by-The-Pharcyde_HeaZmIo286Ax_full.jpg

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mrpaulcurrie@nospam.com (Funky) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:17:39 -0400

http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=79043

Finished 1st run last night at 0400

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:39:03 -0500

For thoes who enjoy Guitar hero and Rock Band on PS3 might like to know there is a free PC game called Frets of Fire http://fretsonfire.sourceforge.net/ which is compatible with Guitar hero III guitars or any USB guitar.

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:37:22 -0500

after last nights chat i thought we could post films we like that others might not have seen
or might have forgotten about and might want to see again

heres mine
1 blackhawk down
2 three kings
3 scarface
4 any lethal weapon
5 the lost boys
6 wild geese
7 3 10 to yuma
8 young guns
9 rambo 2
10 apocolypse now

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:21:15 -0500

I have made a Christmas card for all to print and post to their friends and family, enjoy.

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:04:40 -0500

Survey submitted: Monday 16 November 2009 - 14:04:44

Real Name: andrew baldwin
D.O.B: 12/04/1970
In-Game Name: maverick
E-Mail: scojo86@yahoo.com
Xfire: maverick460
Location: bolton
Favorite Games: cod, wow
Previous Clan Experience: -=FCF=-
PC Spec:
Anything else you wish to tell us:

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synewave7@nospam.com (ZiGZaG) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:46:12 -0500

Heres some good news.......

DICE recently reassured PC gamers that Battlefield: Bad Company 2 will host dedicated servers for its online multiplayer. This follows a controversy surrounding Infinity Ward's decision not to support dedicated servers for Modern Warfare 2 in favour of an in-house matchmaking system. Even though the move attracted over 80,000 signatures in a protest petition, Van Dyke said that DICE was not trying to twist the knife with its announcement.

"We were just doing what we always do. With a game as big as Modern Warfare 2, people become concerned that, 'well they're doing it, so everyone must be doing it'. Our message was not to say its wrong for Modern Warfare, but to make sure people knew we weren't doing that," he said. "I don't know what's right for Call Of Duty. Maybe the new system will work out really well for them and people have just got upset prematurely. We just feel if it's not broke then don't fix it, but also, if the Modern Warfare 2 approach is not for you, then we're a good game for you. So we just wanted to define our situation clearly, and we've had a good reaction to the news. One guy sent us a cheque for $60 saying, 'this is the money I was going to spend on Modern Warfare 2'. Unfortunately, though, I don't think we can cash it!"

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:11:20 -0500

Ping test your line and see what you get. http://www.pingtest.net/
I know there's no probs with my ISP !

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:31:28 -0500

MW2 High Rise Mod
http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/118513

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:01:22 -0500

http://www.ea.com/news/new-medal-of-honor-announce

This looks interesting, won't be ready for a year though. Trailer is launched on Dec 12th and Dice are on board to do the MP, dedicated servers?

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dan_herold1@nospam.com (Judge) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:23:19 -0500

Seeing that its only a a month and a few weeks away, until we have our first anniversary. I thought it only right that we all came up with some ideas to celebrate the birth of this new and exciting clan that we all created.

So get posting your ideas, so when 5th febuary comes around we can celebrate it in style.

Ideas on a post card

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goldwaff2004@nospam.com (**VIPER**) — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 05:38:50 -0500

I was having sex with this girl, and I went to french kiss her, and I swear to god her tongue felt hairy.

Then I remembered, I still had my balaclava on.

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:35:09 -0500

had this a while but seems im the only one
http://www.moddb.com/mods/vietnam-mod

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goldwaff2004@nospam.com (**VIPER**) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:18:40 -0500

merry christmas to you all and all the best wishes for the future have a good n

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:17:41 -0500

I have uninstalled all of my Steam games, will finalise the process with CoD4 when I can be bothered to back up my profile somewhere safe.

This isn't farewell but rather a gaming sabbatical until my final exams are done in May/June. Keep the flag flying guys and am already looking forward to getting BFBC2 when my exams are done.

Will pop by on vent from time to time.

CC

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noauthor@nospam.com (GRE66) — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:36:28 -0500

Christmas day has been and gone and we now head down the road to reality and our normal day to day living. Some of us are off back to work,some are frantically searching for employment still reeling from the recessions blow and other more lucky people are still on holiday until January.
Now we have time to reflect on how much we spent and all the food we ate. This is when we reflect on the gifts we received from our loved ones. At the time we said "Ooooh lovely,just what I wanted" or "Wow I would never have thought of that". These cries of excitement are heard all over the country on Christmas morning but the only people who really mean it are the kids, they are happy for anything pretty much but what about us adults?
What would you have really wanted for Christmas and what did you actually get?

This year due to me being unemployed the wife and I decided not to get each other anything so we only got stuff from the kids and other members of the family. Not having a huge family I didn't expect much and I didn't get much.
My wife got a gift for me on behalf of my son because he doesn't have a job yet being only 11. Socks and deodorant ! The wife obviously didn't say to my son what shall we get dad from you this year because if she did I know I would have got an HD TV or a new computer, A remote control plane or a MW2 replica BB gun because he is a bloke. A little bloke but our desires as blokes does not change what ever age we are except as we get bigger we want girls too. No she was practical as only women can be and got me socks and a deodorant. My daughter got me some Paco Roban Black Rose, while I do like this aftershave I can't help but wonder why there is a trend of smellies that I am getting, do I smell? My mother got me Eddie Izzards new DVD, now that's not a bad one but that is because my wife asked me what I would like from my mother as she has dementia and kept forgetting that she had not got me anything so the wife got it for her,for me. After that I got mostly cards with cash from the rest of the family,not a lot of cash as I only got one card from my mother in law with £20 in it. The reason for that was my wife decided and agreed with the rest of our families that we would only buy for the kids this year.

What would I have liked, well the list is endless but being realistic and looking at how much each person spent I would have preferred them to all chip in together and get me just one of the following.
A new mobile preferably an Android phone, in particular the HTC Hero £49.99 on an Orange tariff for £25 a month contract or half payment towards an I7 CPU. That or a 3 year subscription to PC Format, my favorite PC Mag.
In my dream world I would have liked a full, top of the range, balls out I7 gaming rig with all of next years top games or a Ford Focus ST custom painted with a registration of GRE66.
None of that is to be so I sit here in my robe and my new socks smelling lovely pondering what to spend my £20 on in the January sales.

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joshbowdler@nospam.com (Kirgan) — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:27:58 -0500

http://uk.gamespot.com/test/command-conquer-4/index.php?tag=topslot;title;1

You just need a free gamespot account if you dont already have one. Keys are limited though!

wrote ...
Command & Conquer 4 allows C&C fans to finally experience the epic conclusion to one of gaming's most beloved and longest-running series, the 15-year Tiberium saga. Kane. GDI. Nod. Tiberium. How will it end? Find out in Command & Conquer 4, told through persistent player progression, trademark live-action cinematics, and a multitude of innovations to the classic fast and fluid Command & Conquer gameplay.

Now is your opportunity to be a part to the development of Command & Conquer 4 by participating in this exclusive Beta program! Choose your class and command more units than EVER in a C&C game, as you team up and take on your opponents in 5-on-5 online battles! Strategize with your teammates or talk smack to your opponents over VOIP in fast, fun, and furious C&C action. We want to hear your feedback to help us deliver the C&C experience that you want when the game ships in 2010!

We now have a limited number of keys for the Closed Beta to give to FREE registered GameSpot members. Grab yours before we run out!

The Open Beta is scheduled to begin in early 2010, and will be open to all GameSpot members.

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darkraven@nospam.com (DarkravenBW) — Wed, 12 May 2010 14:02:49 -0400

I thought recently that British politics seem very complex, made even more confusing with this whole ‘hung parliament’ business. So, I translated British politics into a more manageable form. That of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” saga.

[Disclaimer: This description is not pro-anyone or anti-anyone…it’s just a simple way of understanding politics]

Labour: The kingdom of men, a vast and influential group. Known for their hardy nature and love of the common man.

Conservatives: The Elves, a large group who base their lives on traditional values.

Liberal Democrats: The Hobbits, a small group who have nice ideas. They can’t really compare to the other forces on an open front, but somehow they hold the fate of Middle-Earth.

UKIP: The Dwarves, a small group who are fiercely territorial and prefer to distance themselves from the rest of the world.

Green: The Ents. This one is pretty self explanatory…they’re trees…

Independent: The independent politicians are the mercenary leaders who sit around places like “The prancing pony” swapping courageous stories.

SNP, Sein Fein, Plaid Cymru: Easterlings and Haradrim, vaguely external political forces that frequently come to loggerheads with the other kingdoms of man.

Monster Raving Loony party: Tom Bombadil…enough said.

The eye of Sauron: Sauron is usually either China, Russia or Afghanistan depending on your own personal “nuclear threat” views.

Other important characters:

David Dimbleby: Gandalf (Think about it…it’s obvious)

The BBC: The white council, the wizards.

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 11:55:43 -0500

Survey submitted: Sunday 17 January 2010 - 16:56:05

Real Name: Craig
D.O.B: 04/07/1976
In-Game Name: Slippy
E-Mail: tetneyscarecrow@hotmail.com
Xfire: slipstream000
Location: Grimsby
Favorite Games: MW2, MW, BF2 etc
Previous Clan Experience: xO
PC Spec: 2.4Ghz Quad Core, 9600 GT Graphics, 4Gb RAM, Windows 7 x64
Anything else you wish to tell us: I am awesome

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:49:39 -0500

Apparently theres a Steam account hack going around.
Im not 100% sure but you get a link to receive a free gift
Do NOT click any links or enter any login details.
This can come from a friend aswell obviously its not them doing it but so u lot know not to click on any link!

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dan_herold1@nospam.com (Judge) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:47:16 -0500

Thought I would create a separate forum to post sigs, tips, advice, use fully website ect.

I have found a few good web sites for fonts.

http://www.typenow.net/themed.htm

http://www.dafont.com/

What is the best on-line free host to upload your sigs. I'm currently using photobukcket

Here's another usefully link. http://www.lunapic.com/editor/

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synewave7@nospam.com (ZiGZaG) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:47:25 -0500

Read this on BFBC2 site work out the 'joke' yourself..........

All of these features combine to deliver spectacular and unpredictable action moments found nowhere else in a modern warfare experience.

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synewave7@nospam.com (ZiGZaG) — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:45:23 -0500

Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl 'Will you marry me ?' The girl said 'No'
AND THE BLOKE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND RODE MOTORCYCLES AND WENT FISHING AND PLAYED FOOTBALL AND DRANK BEER AND ATE CURRY AND LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AND FARTED AND HAD A WANK WHENEVER HE WANTED.....

The End

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:05:31 -0500

120mm AKASA APACHE Super Silent fan HDB bearing PWM fan w/4 pin connector & Rubber Pins
6GB (3x2GB) Corsair XMS3 DDR3, PC3-12800 (1600MHz), 240 Pin, Non-ECC Unbuffered, CAS 9-9-9-24
Gigabyte GA-EX58-UD3R, SLi, Intel X58 Express, S1366, PCI-E 2.0x16, DDR3 1333, SATA 3Gb/s, SATA RAID
Intel i7 920, D0 SLBEJ S1366, Bloomfield, 2.66 GHz, QPI 4.8GT/s, 8MB Cache, 20x Ratio, 130W, Retail
Prolimatech Megahalems Super 6 Heatpipe Tower Cooler for 775/1366 (Fanless)

luckily barny kindly offered me 6 pound for the lot and a utube link so im safe for this months server fees hes a good lad

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:46:23 -0500

Survey submitted: Tuesday 09 February 2010 - 02:46:00

Real Name: Sherif
D.O.B: 06/20/1988
In-Game Name: ShiroGamer
E-Mail: Sherif122@hotmail.com
Xfire: Shada502002
Location: Egypt
Favorite Games: COD4,BF2.BF2142
Previous Clan Experience: none
PC Spec: C2Q9500,4G DDR2,Gtx275,Windows Vista x64
Anything else you wish to tell us: Knew the lads back from the xO days ,watched the transition to DF,think its time for me to join in

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synewave7@nospam.com (ZiGZaG) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:34:56 -0500

Your order for Battlefield: Bad Company 2 has been posted.

Please note PLAY.COM will show on your statement.

Please allow 3-5 days delivery.

Im betting it doesnt arrive on release day...........same as tom fancy pantsy clancys hawx didnt. Anyone elso ordered from play ?

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:07:22 -0500

By this i did it

Nah,....

I'm a real life friend of Portilio and he was talking about youre new site guys and i must say it looks a lot better than the previous one so i will take a look now and then from now one.
I allsow heared youre a bunch of crazy lame guys, so count me in for such a gaming and life-style

I'm a fan of CoD but a little disapointed about MW2 and was bétatester for BFBC2. Because i heared of Port that you guys like BFBC2 to i hope i can join now and then to have fun in a server.

See ya and keep the good work up!

PS: and please stay the hell off of Port's bump because if he get's horny of you guys ive got to hear that the whole weekend

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joshbowdler@nospam.com (Kirgan) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:00:37 -0500

Thought it might be easier for everyone to find each other / add to the in-game friends list.

Current List of DF Members
Kirgan
Funkypie
BarnyUK
Ridds
Thundercats
DarkravenBW
ShiroGamer
Shaman
bLordofWar
Slippy
ZiG7aG
Portillio
8Ball
Crafty.Celt
Corinthar (aka JEZ)
DarkPagan
Drak3n
Q.I.Eagle

Post below and your name will be added.

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:52:43 -0500

I allready have a few weeks the problem that i deleted by mistake my motherboard sound driver. I get a notification it's gone but for the rest i can hear sound and do everything with music or games i want to do. But because of that i got the problem that i can't talk with my mic on vent.

The problem is that i downloaded several drivers for my mb but none of them work. It's a Nvidia nForce 570 SLI that i have and need the driverversion with SoundMax 5.2 on it.

Feel free to help

Don't find my mb cd but gonne ask at my pc store to get a new one to resolve the problem.

So i can come on vent and can hear you guys loud and clear but just can't talk. Portillio will probably tell that is the best for everyone lol

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:30:49 -0500

Sigg-O-Matic generates signature images that show off your Battlefield: Bad Company 2 statistics. The images are automatically updated every 12 hours with your latest stats.

link

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:01:54 -0500

< DF > now has a Public TS3 for clan members and general public.

IP: ts3.killercreation.co.uk:10011

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:23:34 -0500

Please don't try this at home

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noauthor@nospam.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:21:57 -0500

Survey submitted: Thursday 11 March 2010 - 22:21:46

Real Name: rich
D.O.B: 21/10/1977
In-Game Name: darkpagan
E-Mail: darkpagandeath@yahoo.co.uk
Xfire: pagan666
Location: Ireland
Favorite Games: fps and mmos / rpgs
Previous Clan Experience: all css clans and xo in this
PC Spec:
Anything else you wish to tell us: 8ball smells

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:16:28 -0500

hi listners jim and bob back
wb jim
wb bob
thanks jim
thanks bob
are you as excited as i am jim to be trying out mod warfare 2
with your conection bob im positivly thrilled
(note to self get bob a life)
okay jim ive raring to go
you always are bob
im so excited bob and after all you taught me about being an uber gamer im gonna host my own game
well good on you bob im glad i made you happy
okay booting up the game jim
well done bob hope for you yet
yeah that internet for dummies you got me for xmas helped loads jim
(24 hours later)
hows it going bob
well jim i seem to have come across a technical error
i think its a windows problem jim
why my fine friend bob
elighten me bob
well jim it says please replace the handset and try again
bob
yes jim
by any chance you still using the modem you bought after watching wargames on tv
the one that sounds like your copying games tape to tape on your amstrad hifi
i shure am jim
should i try my commodore 64 tape deck screwdriver
i would go with no bob
oh boy jim im connected
oh glory be bob your better than reverand james brown or ghandi layed on a rail track
jim
yes bob
whats an apropiate name for my server
is it snow map
well yes
well bob ive had an idea
lets call it when hell freezes over
there seems to be a lack of players jim
bob dont worry the koreans will fill it up
well folks we will be back with the action as soon as we can
if youd like to join bob
in game
his name is bobhope
on xfire aka billy
jim and bob sighning out

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barny1148@nospam.com (Barny) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 07:01:30 -0400

If you have been banned, or temp banned please register with the site and post in this forum section, make a new post with your name as the title of the post and don't post in other peoples ban appeals. Please include as much information you know in your post.

1. Alias Name
2. Reason for ban
3. Person who banned you
4. Date/Time of ban
5. Guid #(last 8 digits)
6. Why you should be unbanned

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:59:19 -0400

*UPDATE* We have had to pull 522174 from release as QA found some last minute crash bugs on two of the multiplayer maps. The team is working on releasing it as soon as possible.
This is now back in QA for them to run tests. The earliest the patch will release is tomorrow lunch time (European time)

As some of you will have seen there is a new patch on EA download servers v522174.
This isn't quite live yet but it will be shortly, also we are working on putting together the changelog for the patch and I'll add that to this post once I have it.

Source: http://forums.electronicarts.co.uk/battlefield-bad-company-2-pc/961469-new-patch-v522174-update.html

STEAM users will have this update to a bit later!

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:03:30 -0400

Survey submitted: Monday 15 March 2010 - 20:03:24

Real Name: Jürgen
D.O.B: 05/22/1982
In-Game Name: LordofWar
E-Mail: /
Xfire: bLordofWar
Location: Belgium
Favorite Games: CoD and BFBC2
Previous Clan Experience: 2 years BlackEagle Clan a dutch cod clan and was more than a year admin (quited because of work), Council of Darkness, WoW-guild for 2 years (stopped because it fucked up my personal life to much)

PC Spec:
Manufacturer: LordofWar
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU E8500 @ 3.16GHz (2 CPUs)
Memory: 6GB DDR3 RAM
Hard Drive: 523 GB Total
Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce 9800 GTX+/9800 GTX+
Monitor: BenQ G2320HDB (Digital) DVI connection 23 inch screen
Sound Card: SoundMAX HD Audio
Speakers/Headphones: Logitech / I Dream 5.1 sound
Keyboard: Case Master
Mouse: Cyber Snipa SWAT special weapons and tactics gaming mouse Mouse Surface: Cyber Snipa fyber Pro Gaming mousemat Operating System: Windows XP Professional (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 3
Motherboard: ASUS Striker 2 NSE NVIDIA NForce 790i SLI
Computer Case: Antec Twelve hundred Ultimate Gaming Case

Anything else you wish to tell us: Hope we get along and i really wanne shoot you guys to shit! ingame i mean lol

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:51:36 -0400

Post your useful links here.

http://www.fragcast.org/?p=433 Fragcast for optimizing settings

http://rjdown.co.uk/projects/bfbc2/fovcalculator.php Field of view calculator

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:21:20 -0400

I was thinking, wouldn't it be good to make a subcategorie in the forum just for BFBC2 gameinfo?

Info about the multiplayer ranks, pointssystem, maps, strategic points in each map.

I allready posted somein general chat now, but it would look a lott more ordened if it's apart in the forum.
For example the name of that section could be: BFBC2 WEAPONS & STRATEGYS

From time to time i will post some more info about it.

Hope you guys give it a taught
greets

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:05:31 -0400

well barneys back hes as fast as sliced bread hell stab you with a knife while listning to right said fred
he looks after the forum and stops us getting bordum
and he hides his new kids on the block albums under his teenagage mutant ninja turtle underpants inint

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:17:07 -0400

Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/files/public/1268929004_83_FT0_free_downloadable_maps_.jpg

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:28:32 -0400

Version 1.00, Last Updated 2010-03-06

With many thx to Adenoise who made this post and left it free to copy for the gamecommunity so that others can read or acces it for free.

Just gonne copy and paste this

Cheers LordofWar

Table of Contents:

Part 1
- Introduction
- Preparation

Part 2
I. Operation Aurora
II. Cold War
III. Heart of Darkness
IV. Upriver
V. Crack The Sky
VI. Snowblind
VII. Heavy Metal
VIII. High Value Target
IX. Sangre Del Toro
X. No One Gets Left Behind
XI. Zero Dark Thirty
XII. Force Multiplier
XIII. Airborne

Part 3
- Copyright Information

****************************************************************************
Part 1
****************************************************************************

-------------
Introduction:
-------------

Greetings to all and get ready to have loads of fun blowing stuff up! In
Battlefield Bad Company 2, we follow the story of four soldiers who somehow
always end up doing more than what their original mission required, which
usually leads to one hell of an adventure after another.

You can say that these four guys are the "Ghostbusters" of the military.
Sarge is the leader, the brain of the group. He's much like Egon Spengler
in how he analyzes missions and comes up with plans on how to achieve
objectives. Haggard is the badass loudmouth of the group, much like Peter
Venkman, but he can back up what he says. Sweetwater is a bit like Ray
Stantz, he knows how to make technology work for the group's advantage.
Finally, Marlowe, the character you play as, is like Winston Zeddmore. He's
the "concentrate on the job" type of guy. Of course, hilarity in the line
of fire is their trademark.

There are a lot of destructible objects in the game, such as huts, vehicles,
walls, and more! You can actually use this feature to your advantage. See
that enemy soldier sniping your guys from a window? Can't you get a clear
shot at him? No problem! Just grab your RPG launcher and blast his hiding
place wide open! You can even shoot barrels full of fuel to make them
explode! Can't find another way or an escape route? Blast some walls down
with a grenade or RPG! There's so many ways to take care of business in this
game!

I'm writing this FAQ based on the PC version of this game, but it should be
the same for all platforms, have fun!

------------
Preparation:
------------

Before heading right into the game to blow stuff up, make sure you check
the configuration of your controls. The last thing you want to happen is
to keep pressing a key or button that wouldn't work, especially for the
PC version of this game (which is what I'm basing this FAQ on).

Another thing to consider when playing the PC version of this game is the
graphical setting. This game is actually well optimized for the PC that
even a computer built in 2007 (Intel Core 2 Duo at 2.6 to 2.9 GHz, ATI
Radeon 2600 XT, 2 GIGs RAM), can still play this game at HIGH settings
except for having the Shadows set to Low.

For the PC version of the game, also make sure to download the patch they
released on the first day that this game was made available, its purpose
was to optimize the game for dual cores and also included some extra
maps to play in.

After you've made sure that the controls are configured to your liking and
the graphical settings are what you think will be good on your system, then
it's time to blow things up!

****************************************************************************
Part 2
****************************************************************************

-------------------
I. Operation Aurora
-------------------

This mission takes place in the past and you're part of another group on
a mission to save a Japanese scientist. Unfortunately, as you make your
way to land, Japanese soldiers spot you and you're forced to dive into the
water for safety. The game then gives you control.

Move forward and crouch to get past the tree. Use the knife on the poor
Japanese soldier while one of your buddies drowns the other. Continue on
and you'll be given firearms. Keep moving and watch the beautiful way
that one of the structures gets destroyed. Your group decides to split up
and you have to go through the trenches.

As you move along, a Japanese soldier jumps in front of your buddy! Bad
move, as the Japanese soldier gets shoved to the ground and splattered
with bullets. Keep moving.

There will be four Japanese soldiers who seem to be taking it easy in the
next area. Remind them of their mistake and fill them with bullets! Move
on.

***************************************************************************
At this point of the game, you will realize that you can pick up guns
dropped by the enemies. Simply walk to the dropped gun and you will see a
prompt that will tell you which key/button to press in order to pick it
up. If the gun is the same as one of yours, then the ammo will simply be
added to your gun.

Guns that you pick up are "unlocked" and will be available for you to pick
whenever a weapons crate is around, so be sure to pick up at least once
each weapon that you see.
***************************************************************************

On the next area, four more Japanese soldiers will be waiting for you, this
time they're alert! Finish them off and continue. You will stumble upon
Japanese soldiers having a meeting. Go ahead and disrupt their meeting
by shooting through them.

Move ahead and your buddies will lower a rope for you to climb. Continue on
and make your way through the field. Ooops! A bunch of Japanese soldiers
and tanks will parade in front of you. Fortunately, help will arrive and
blow the crap out of the tanks, leaving only a few soldiers behind to
kill. Clean the place up and continue forward and then across the bridge.

You finally meet the scientist that you're supposed to save, unfortunately,
escape seems to be tougher than first imagined! Continue on and you'll find
that there's a jeep that you can steal from one of the Japanese camps.

Move forward, and from where your guys are hiding, look behind the enemy
soldiers in front of you. There is a large red fuel tank waiting for you
to blow it up! Shoot the big red fuel tank and the building near it will
collapse, taking out whoever was inside it or near it. Now you only have
a few soldiers to deal with! Take out the remaining soldiers and continue
into the base following your way to the jeep.

Near the jeep, some more enemy soldiers will show up. Dispose of them and
ride the jeep. You'll now be in control of the jeep's big gun! This is just
a fun ride, so feel free to shoot anything in your way. Make sure to blast
the fuel tanks that you find and the enemy jeeps that are in your way. You
will arrive at your destination after a minute or two.

Get out of your vehicle and continue on to your objective. Shoot the enemy
soldiers that appear in your way, be careful of the machine gunner! Upon
reaching the door, one of your buddies will hold out a C4 that you can use
to blow up the door. Go near your buddy to grab the C4 and place it on the
door. Move away and blow it up!

Go inside and watch as the submarine docking area gets destroyed bit by bit
as war continues outside. Continue on to your objective, but be careful of
the enemy soldiers that will appear from time to time. Get on the sub to
finally make your escape!

------------
II. Cold War
------------

Now you're back to the present. The mission starts out with your group
avoiding a mine field accident and spotting some enemy soldiers who will
get in your way later on. The group decides to take care of them as soon
as possible.

Follow your team and you will prepare to ambush the enemies. Don't waste
your bullets as they will hit four of them, one of the enemies will try
to escape, he's the one you should kill.

After taking them out, follow your team to the next area and you will see
your contact get killed by the bad guy! Sadly, you can't do a thing to
prevent it, maybe you can just exact your revenge later on for your
fallen comrade.

After simmering the fark down as Sarge suggested, follow them to the next
area. You'll be on the side of a building. In the middle of the road is
an enemy vehicle with a machine gun on top. There are also some soldiers
in front of it.

While still crouching, hide behind the block of concrete on the side of
the building where you have a view of the enemy vehicle and the approaching
soldiers. Throw a grenade at the soldiers, and get ready to snipe the
soldier who is manning the machine gun! You have to be quick about this
because that machine gunner will give you some problem if you don't take
him out quickly.

Another alternative to solving this problem is to take out the machine
gunner first. The only problem is that the three soldiers in front will
quickly find cover and you will have to deal with them separately instead
of just getting rid of all of them with one grenade.

After taking out the three soldiers and the machine gunner, the action isn't
over yet! Make your way near the enemy vehicle and use it as cover. There
are more enemies who are now alert to your presence. While still using the
vehicle as cover, take out the machine gunner in the building in front of
you. The place where he was is a frequent place where new soldiers will
go to, unfortunately for them, you are good at sniping their exposed
heads!

After taking out around three soldiers near the building in front of you,
it's time to move away from the vehicle you're using as a cover and move
to the left, where you can use the stairs as cover.

While behind the stairs, you will have a good view of the action on the
other side. Be careful, after a little while, an RPG launcher carrying guy
will appear on the second floor of the building in front of you! Take him
out quickly! Don't worry, one of your buddies will alert you when he's
there, so be sure to take him out fast.

Once the RPG guy has been taken care of, go up the stairs and join one
of your buddies behind the fence and take cover. From here, you might be
able to have a good view of the head of one enemy soldier. Kill him.

If you can't see any more enemies, jump over the bags to the left of the
stairs and make your way to the side of the yellow house. From there, you
might spot another enemy unaware of your presence. Take him out.

***************************************************************************
You might notice that a lot of buildings are destructible, especially when
an RPG hits a wall. You have the option of entering buildings by finding
a way in. Most of the time, you can simply walk up to a building's door,
and use your KNIFE to slash the door open! Unbelievable, but it works and
it saves ammo that you can use to pop more enemy heads.
***************************************************************************

While still on the side of the yellow house, find its door. Use your knife
to slash the door open. Now you can use the windows to find more targets.
Just be careful, bullets can actually pass through walls now!

Go to the window near the left facing the street. You'll notice that there
is a bus with enemies inside them! No wonder your buddies are having a
hard time hitting them! From your spot, you can easily take them out! Just
be quick before they notice where you are. There are around four to six of
them inside that bus. The smoke might hinder your view so be careful.

After taking out the soldiers in the bus, there is a machine gunner
stationed on the wall near the bus. Take him out as well. Once all soldiers
are dead, Sarge will tell you to move to the next area, so follow them.

****************************************************************************
You'll notice on your map that there are bullet icons. These are ammo
supplies for you. Just touch the ammo supply box and all of your ammo will
be replenished. You can repeat it as much as you need. This is very useful
especially if you are fond of throwing grenades at enemies or using the
RPG to blow stuff up!
****************************************************************************

Once you are inside the building where Sarge and the group went, quickly
touch the ammo supply box to replenish your ammo. Instead of staying in
that house, get out to the back from where you came from! That house is
dangerous and is prone to being blasted to bits!

Once you are outside behind the house, make your way to the wrecked bus
that the bad guys were using as cover. You'll notice that there's a stone
on the left side of it. Get on the stone and you'll notice that you have
a good view of the action in front! Enemies won't see you yet, now's your
chance to snipe them from your position. The bus also acts as cover for you
so you'll be safe.

After killing around two soldiers, you can go back into the building and
try to find more targets. If you get in trouble, simply run back outside
behind the building and use the bus as cover. Don't forget that you can
use the ammo supply box as many times as you need, so don't be afraid to
throw lots of grenades where you think the enemies are hiding!

An alternative to dealing with this situation is to spam grenades at the
building in front of your ammo supply box. Blow up the walls that enemies
are using for cover and you'll have an easier time shooting them, or
killing them with the blast!

Once all enemies are dead, an enemy tank will arrive! You have no means of
taking it out, so you'll need the help of an airstrike. Unfortunately,
you need to wait for a minute before they'll be ready to help you! The
best way to deal with this waiting is by running back outside behind the
building you're in and use the bus as cover. You'll be safe until you can
call in the airstrike on the tank.

Once the airstrike is ready, just go up the stairs to the building where
the ammo supply box is and use your binoculars to spot the tank. Choose
it as a target and get ready to watch some awesome fireworks and a poor
splattered enemy soldier!

Be sure to pick up the weapons that the enemies have dropped just to be
sure you "unlock" new ones. Move forward to the next position, but wait!
Don't go near your buddies yet. Look at the building in front of you.
There's a machine gun area! For sure enemies can use them to kill you!
You'll also notice that there's a white fuel tank below it. Shoot the
white fuel tank to get rid of this potential problem in a nice explosion!

After blowing up that place, move forward. Your buddies will yell that
there's a machine gun in that house, fortunately you already took it out
so that's not an issue anymore.

Move forward and you'll find another ammo box. Feel free to replenish your
stuff. Continue on the way and another ambush happens! Use the bath tub
as cover and blow stuff up with your grenades!

****************************************************************************
From time to time you will encounter vehicles that you can ride. Just walk
up to a vehicle and press the ride key/button. Sometimes, riding a vehicle
can be beneficial to you, other times, it can leave you a sitting duck to
the enemies to blast.
****************************************************************************

Follow the path and more enemies will show up. Take out the enemies in
front of you and enter the house on the left. You'll notice that there is
a window if you walk up the stairs inside the house. Use that window to
spot and kill enemies who are still not aware of your position. Also, there
is a machine gunner area that you can see from that window. Throw a grenade
to blast it so that it won't be a problem to you anymore, then kill the
nearby enemies.

As soon as you take out the machine gunner area, quickly leave the building
because there is at least one RPG guy who will blast that house wide open
if you stay there for too long. Regroup with the rest of the guys and
scope out the area to figure out where the enemy fire is coming from.

One way to deal with this situation is to hide behind the stairs outside
of the house you just went in. It will shield you against RPGs, and as the
house is getting more destroyed, you will have a better view of what's up
ahead. You'll be able to snipe a few more enemies, but just be careful of
the RPG guy.

After killing everyone, see if there are any new weapons for you to pick up
which can be useful later. Be sure you have at least one weapon that has
a grenade launcher feature because you'll be needing it for the next part.
Don't forget to replenish your ammo and grenades by going to the nearest
ammo supply box.

After finishing your preparation, you can now head to the next objective,
which is to ride behind a truck. This is another fun vehicle part, and
all you have to do is shoot all the soldiers and vehicles that are chasing
you. Be careful of the RPG guy who's on a quadbike! Take him out fast!

The next part of this vehicle segment involves armored vehicles chasing
you with machine guns on the roof. This is where you get to use your
grenade launcher. Shoot them with grenades to get rid of the armored
vehicles. Get rid of all the armored vehicles chasing you and a helicopter
will be the next one to chase you! It's hard to hit so wait until you are
passing through a tunnel and the helicopter comes after you. Unload your
grenades at it and watch the explosion!

After the crash, you'll discover some kind of a secret weapon that the
enemy's been building. Unfortunately for your group, this means you have
a new mission on your hands which you didn't want in the first place. You
still take it anyway as if you have any other choice.

----------------------
III. Heart of Darkness
----------------------

Your team now has to find Aguire who has more information about the secret
weapon that's being built. Unfortunately, he's also deep into enemy
territory. As you and your team fly over the beautiful jungles, you get to
know Flynn, the hippie pilot also known as Ghost Rider. A lone RPG guy
shoots a rocket at you, but Flynn's piloting skills (with a little bit of
help from a magic herb most likely) is able to maneuver you to safety.

Make your way forward and you'll discover what seems to be an abandoned
camp. Continue on and the group will investigate a house where Aguire
used to be. He can't be found anywhere, but Sarge finds a clue as to where
Aguire might have gone, unfortunately, some enemy soldiers are also
approaching.

Take out the two soldiers in front of you from the window once they are
closer. Next, go to the window on the right and you'll see two more bad
guys approaching, take them out quick because they know you're in there.
Head back to the middle window and help the guys take out any more enemies
that are showing up.

After you get rid of the enemies, go replenish your ammo on the ammo supply
box inside the house. An enemy boat will show up and will bomb you all to
hell. In order to fight it, you need something that can blow it up, like
an RPG launcher. Run to the house in front of you and on its side you will
find an RPG launcher. Grab it and run back to where the rest of the guys
are.

You'll notice that to the side of the house where the guys are is a flipped
boat. Get behind it and wait for the enemy boat to pass by. When it's near,
fire your RPG on it to make it go boom! Don't worry if you fail this part
a few times, it's really tricky, especially when the enemy moves fast and
they can bomb you where you are. Taking them out quick is the best way to
finish this part. This is probably one of the hardest parts of the game
where you'll have to try a few times just to get it right.

After you have dealt with the enemy boat, go back to the ammo supply box
to replenish. You might want to pick up the weapon that you dropped just
to be able to pick up the RPG, since we won't be using it as much yet. You
can keep the RPG if you want, just make sure you have at least one weapon
that has the capability of sniping heads from far away.

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There are gun icons on the map, and when you go to its location you will
find a certain gun. Pick it up to add it to your collection of weapons.
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Be sure to visit the gun icons on your map to get new stuff, then head to
the next objective, which is a boat that you can drive. Ride the boat and
head on to the next objective. After some creepy encounters, your boat
will not be able to continue anymore because of a rocky area.

Get out of your boat and move forward. Be careful, it's an ambush! Quickly
shoot the ones that pop up right in front of you while heading back to
safety and letting your buddies get into position. Move forward a little
and snipe the enemies one by one.

Move on and you'll encounter more enemies, keep to the right side where
you can use rocks as cover and snipe them out. Sarge will ask Flynn for
supplies. Flynn will drop them somewhere, so go to it. Don't forget to
check out the gun icon nearby.

When you check the weapons crate, you'll notice that every weapon you have
picked up will be inside it. It also replenishes your ammo and grenades as
an additional feature. Every weapon you take from it will always have a
fresh supply of ammo. Anyway, just keep one sniping weapon and you can
keep the RPG launcher.

Continue on and the bad guys in the houses below will shoot at you. You
have a few choices on how to deal with this, but shooting RPGs at them is
a lot more fun! You don't have to worry about ammo since you can just go
back to the weapon's crate nearby and replenish it, so fire away until you
get rid of the bad guys.

Move again to the next part and you will ride a boat. Get to your next
destination. Another rocky path will block your way. At this point, you
have a few choices to deal with the enemies. There's a weapons crate near
you, and you can also use the boat to fire bombs at the enemy.

Being on the boat will let you fire unlimited bombs at the enemy as well
as blowing up their little homes which they use for cover. The problem is
that if some of them manage to sneak up from the side, you'll be left wide
open. If you can quickly take out their homes and the enemies themselves,
then use the boat. If not, it's better to get off the boat and snipe them
from afar.

When you're done, make your way to the left side of this logging area,
we're going to ambush whoever is left there. Forget about the two gun
icons on the map for now, we can come back later when we're done with
the enemy. Keep following the path to the left, and then move into the
logging area. You might spot a few soldiers who are still unaware of your
presence. Shoot them all! From this position, you can easily take out
whoever is trying to use the machine gun.

When you're done clearing the area, you can now check out all the gun
icons and replenish your ammo. Move to the next area. There are more
enemies here. When they become alerted, run back up to the path where
you came from. You'll notice that there are logs nearby that you can
jump on. Jump on the logs and use it as your sniping spot and kill as many
heads as you can, especially the ones located inside the house on the
right.

After clearing the front area and the house on the right, stick to the
right side and enter the house on the right you just cleared. There may
still be enemies on the house on the left. You can ambush them from
the house on the right with gunfire or with a grenade for an easy kill.

Continue moving while sticking to the right. Jump over the rock and crouch
so that you will just be outside the next house. Move a little bit forward
and around three soldiers will be walking on the side of the house. They
won't notice you yet, so quickly kill all of them!

Move on to the next objective.

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IV. Upriver
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There's a soldier in front of you, use the knife to stab him. You will
then see the enemies taking a prisoner. You will have to get through this
camp, but quietly. Fortunately it is raining, and there is thunder that
can soften the sound of a sniper rifle.

Scope out the guy in front of you first, and when it thunders, shoot him.
Two of your buddies are making their way below, so keep your eye on them.
There are some soldiers around that you have to take out, but you can only
shoot them when it thunders or else they will be alerted to your presence.

When you have finished the job, don't forget to replenish your ammo on the
nearby ammo supply box. Follow your buddies to the next area.

You will discover that there are trip wires in the next place, so you
better keep an eye on the ground! Move forward and there will be another
trip wire. Crouch and then you'll be able to cut it. Continue on.

Another trip wire is there, cut it once more. Head left and there's another
wire to cut. Move forward and you'll be in an area with houses. Check out
the ammo boxes and the gun icon. As you check these out, your buddies will
get into a fire fight, but by the time you get there, they most likely
have already killed the enemies. Move up and follow the guys.

You'll find another camp where there are two sniper towers. Take out the
two snipers first from where you are standing and let the guys deal with
the enemies below for now. Once you have dealt with the snipers, go help
them out by sniping some more bad guys. Once the front is clear, go down
to the river, but stick to the right where you can use rocks as cover,
there will be enemies who want to kill you. As soon as you get down there,
the bad guys will appear so start shooting and hiding!

After killing around three or four of them, head forward while sticking
to the right. Kill some more enemies. Be careful, some of them are smart
enough to wait for you from behind the rocks! Once you have cleared them,
head up, there's an ammo supply box waiting for you.

Move on and the house on the left will blow up, and two enemies will
appear. Take them out. Instead of moving forward, head left and follow
the path from the recently destroyed house. Some bad guys will be hiding
behind the rocks in front, and your buddies will keep them busy. It's time
to ambush them! Stick to the left while crouched and move to where the
bad guys are. There's around three of them and they still haven't noticed
you! Throw a grenade at them! BOOM! End of story!

Be sure to replenish your ammo, check the gun icon, then move to the next
objective.

They are still taking Aguire with them, but the next area seems to be really
tricky. Fortunately, there's a weapons crate nearby. Hopefully you have an
RPG launcher with you, because you'll be needing it to blow up the covers
of the enemy. Move down with your buddies, but find some rocks on the left
side of the hill that you can use as cover and a sniping area.

Two soldiers are on the bridge, and some more are inside the house in
front of you. First thing to do is blow up the front wall of the house
with your RPG, that way, they will have no cover even if they survive. Let
your buddies deal with the others while you snipe from your spot. Don't
be shy to unload your RPG, blow up the house and the enemies won't have a
place to hide and your buddies can pick them off easily.

Go back to the weapons crate box and replenish your RPGs and ammo if needed.
Follow the guys to the next objective. The house with enemies will blow
up nicely, and you will be able to continue to the next area. Note that
there is an ammo supply box in the recently destroyed house.

Move on and there will be another trouble area. Time to blow up some more
enemy covers! Grenades are your best friends for now. Quickly strafe to
the right to see where the enemies are, and then throw a grenade to the
nearest cover they are using. You might be able to take out the enemies
on the left side with one grenade.

One more problem remains, and that's the machine gun. Strafe to the right
again and use a grenade, or you can even try to fire an RPG at it if you're
quick enough.

When you're done with them, go back to the ammo supply box and replenish
your grenades and ammo then follow the guys. Don't forget to check out
the gun icon by the way.

Instead of following the guys to the center, stick to the right instead
while crouched. Enemies will ambush you from the center, but you can
ambush them instead while you're on the right side.

Continue sticking to the right after you have cleared that area. There will
be another ambush. Take out any soldier that you can from your area, but
most especially, get rid of the RPG guy as fast as you can because he's the
real threat here.

Continue on to the next area. Be careful, an armored vehicle with a
machine gun is there! Quickly take out the soldier using the machine gun
and then take out the two soldiers that come out of the vehicle.

Replenish your ammo and move on to the next area. Before entering the gates,
move to the right side and you'll notice that there's a crack in the wall.
Enter through this crack and you'll find a good sniping spot. The enemies
will suddenly show up. Snipe them all, and when you hear machine gun fire,
quickly take out the guy who's using it because that's your worst threat.

More soldiers will rush in, throw a grenade to get rid of them, especially
if they are near the center. Keep an eye and an open ear to the machine gun
fire and take the guy out immediately if you hear it.

Once the area is clear, move on. Near the next place, you'll find an RPG
launcher. There's a good reason why it's here. If you still don't have an
RPG launcher with you, now's the time to grab it.

In the next area, you'll see Aguire being taken away. An enemy tank
crashes through the walls! Use your RPG to blow it up quickly or else
you'll have a tough time.

Move to the next area and you'll find Aguire being taken away again. This
time, you have a hand gun. Use it to shoot the hostage taker in the head.

After saving Aguire, he'll be able to share more information to you about
the situation, this time, you'll have to take out the weapon in a snowy
region.

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V. Crack The Sky
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We find out that your hippie pilot is also a pacifist, so he leaves all the
killing to you! Use the helicopter's gun to blow up buildings and the
enemies as well, especially those with RPGs! Shoot the fuel tanks and
trucks as well to kill more bad guys.

Once you have landed on the rooftop, drop down through the hole. Follow
the guys and be sure to pick up an RPG for your own use. There's an ammo
supply box nearby.

Follow the guys and you'll be ambushed by some soldiers. There's a machine
gunner as well. Use your RPG to take out the machine gunner first, then
snipe the rest.

After taking them out, instead of following the guys, climb the stairs.
You'll see some enemies sliding down the snow, kill them all before they
have a chance to act!

From where the enemies slid, there are stairs that you can climb. Use this
place as a sniping spot. There's a lot of enemies here. A helicopter will
drop some enemies on the roof in front of you so take them out. A few more
will be sneaking on the right side. Be careful of the RPG guy in the middle
of the place. Keep sniping them until there's no more left then follow
the guys.

Replenish your ammo and then go into the building where your objective is.
There are four enemies here so be careful. After killing them, go to the
objective inside the building.

After Sweetwater is done tech-talking, it's time to go to your next
objective. Don't forget to replenish your ammo and check out the gun icons.
You need a vehicle, and it's on the town below. Move on.

You'll arrive near a weapons crate. On the roofs of the two houses in front
of you are two soldiers. Take both out quickly. The soldiers on the street
will be alerted but your guys will take care of them. You can help by
sniping them as well.

Go inside the first house to your left, the one where you killed the closest
soldier on. Inside you will find a ladder that you can use to get to the
roof. Use the roof as your sniping spot. One soldier will appear on the
street and another machine gunner will be on another roof on the house
in front.

Go to the next house and climb the ladder inside to get to the roof and
start sniping the next soldiers that appear. After they're dead, jump down
again and go to the next building's roof. Be careful, the house in front
of you will have an RPG guy! Kill him quick and continue to the roof of
the next house. You can actually run and jump to the next roof if you time
it right, otherwise, just get to the roof by using the ladder inside that
house. Continue sniping from the roof. Be careful of the other soldier on
the next roof, continue killing the enemies on the street.

When you're done, check out the ammo supply box just below the house you're
in. After replenishing your ammo, move on to the roof of the next house.
Take all enemies out.

An armed vehicle will arrive with a machine gun on top. Use your RPG to
make the thing explode! Take out all enemy soldiers that show up. One more
RPG guy will be on another roof in front of you, kill him fast. When no
more enemies are around, replenish your ammo and move on.

Ride the jeep. You actually drive this and you can shoot as well at the
same time! Drive to the next objective while blowing up all enemies that
try to bother you. You might find it better to just concentrate on driving
and not aiming the gun to shoot grenades at enemies. Just fire a shot
at the enemies who are in front of your jeep. Driving while aiming can
cause you more harm than good.

The enemy weapon will finally crash, but it wasn't as big as the guys were
expecting it to be! Now it's time to gather stuff from it.

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VI. Snowblind
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Follow the guys, but don't forget to check out the gun icons. Try to get
an RPG launcher with you, hopefully you still have one because you'll be
using it later. Don't worry, there's a weapons crate nearby.

As your team is checking out the fallen enemy weapon, more bad guys arrive!
Quickly run to where they are coming from, but get to the roof of the
building near the weapons crate and snipe enemies from there. Just beware
of the RPG guys that also show up on roofs, take them out quick before
they destroy the evidence.

More enemies will appear on the street in front of you. Use a grenade to
blow them all up in one shot. Another RPG guy pops up on the building to
the right, kill him! One more RPG guy pops up on the roof to the left, kill
him fast!

When the guys start going to the other side, don't forget to replenish your
ammo. Get to the roof of the other building and snipe from there. Kill
all the guys on the street, but give priority on the RPG guys that appear
on the roof in front of you and to the far right. Prevent them from
destroying the evidence.

A chopper will show up when you're done dealing with the soldiers. If you
still don't have an RPG launcher, you can get one from the gun icon in
front of the house you're on. Grab it and wait for the helicopter to stop
moving around, aim then shoot!

The other guys will then try to find a way to get out of the place while
Sweetwater and you are assigned to secure the "black box". You suddenly
are left alone, but you find the black box, which is actually orange.

The next part is very tricky. You can't stay out in the cold for too long
before you freeze to death. Follow the flares left behind for you to follow.
There's a weapons crate nearby, so grab stuff that you need. Just use a
gun that can let you snipe, and one gun that can take out enemies quickly.
You don't need the RPG launcher for this part.

Move forward and you'll see an enemy walking around. Kill him and quickly
enter the house in front of you. You'll notice that the when you're outside,
frost will build around your vision. The more frost there is, the closer
you are to freezing to death! Entering houses will heat you up.

In the house, go up the ladder to the roof. Look around and there will be
a soldier looking for you. Snipe him and quickly go back into the house.

Go into the closest house nearby and climb the ladder. Look at the other
house in front of you. There's a soldier near the window, snipe him. Once
he is dead, go into his house.

Once you're not so frozen anymore, move to the next house and take out the
soldier inside quickly. When you're not cold anymore, go towards the
shed going down. You'll find some explosive barrels. Shoot one to create
fire and warm yourself.

From the fire you just created by shooting the barrels, look towards the
house below. There are two soldiers nearby. Snipe them out. Rush to the
house to keep warm.

You will hear some radio chatter from soldiers. Go to the roof and find
two enemy soldiers near the next house below. Rush to the house near
where you just killed the two soldiers.

Once you are warm again, continue following the path. You'll see the flare
and you'll know where to go. Go inside the house nearest to the flare. Be
careful, some soldiers are walking around. Go up to the roof and find the
shed with explosive barrels. You'll probably find one hiding behind the
wall near the barrels. Kill him. Jump down from the roof and there's
another soldier looking for you. Kill him too. Go back into the house to
keep warm.

Check out what's in front. There's a flare on the house to the left. Rush
to that house, but be careful, a soldier on the other house will spot you
so take him out quick. Break into the house where the flare is and kill
the soldier inside. You can't rest yet, there's another soldier around.

Go outside and go into the next house where you shot hopefully killed the
soldier who spotted you. Keep warm. Go to the roof and look at the house
in front of you. There's a soldier near the window, shoot him in the head.

Jump down and go in the house of the soldier you just killed. Go to the
roof and look at the next house. You will spot another soldier on the house
far away. Kill him. The next closest house to you will also have another
soldier, kill him too.

Rush to the next closest house to you and go in. Go to the roof and you'll
spot a soldier on the balcony of the next house, be careful because he
has a machine gun. Kill him.

Enter the house that has a machine gun. You'll see that the path continues
to a town below. Move forward as soon as you're warm and enter the next
closest house.

Once you are warm, continue on to the path and you'll see your buddies
in a helicopter trying to pick you up, but unfortunately soldiers with
RPGs are causing a problem. Kill the RPG guys and follow the path to
where they can pick you up. Most enemy soldiers will be focusing on the
helicopter, so you can shoot them easily. Continue moving forward and
take out any soldiers you find, especially with RPGs.

Head straight for the house, but be careful, an enemy soldier will come
bursting out of the door! Shoot him! Go inside and another soldier will
show up from behind a wall, shoot him!

Go up the stairs and climb the ladder so that the helicopter can extract
you.

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VII. Heavy Metal
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Cool, you get to blow stuff up again, but this time in a tank! Move ahead
and you'll find your first objective to blow up. Puny weapons can't hurt
your tank! Go ahead and have fun blowing up the enemies! Blow up the
first objective then move to the next. Blow it up again and you'll be
driving for a while.

In the next area, you'll arrive at a small camp with enemies carrying
RPGs! That's bad, keep moving while shooting at them. The closer you are,
the easier it is to spot them, but so is the same for you! Just be quick
in blowing them up and you'll be fine.

After getting rid of the RPG guys, you'll get out of the tank and you'll be
controlling a weapon to blow up targets nearby. Use the computer looking
station at the objective marker and you'll be able to shoot enemies that
are causing problems. The controls used are the ones for controlling
helicopters.

Find one of the targets and destroy it by choosing it to be the target
and guiding a rocket towards it. You can also shoot targets with a
machine gun. Be sure to get rid of tanks.

After you get rid of all the targets, you'll be back in your tank. Continue
on to the next objective. Careful! Enemy tanks will also appear! Blow them
up quickly before you get destroyed. Move on.

Midway, you'll encounter two tanks trying to sandwich you. Use the building
nearby as a quick cover and blow up the first tank to your left. After that
go for the tank on the right. Hopefully, the building was able to shield
you for a little while.

Move on and two more tanks will show up. Blast the one in front of you
first, then destroy the one on the left. After that, make a run for the
objective marker and forget about the battle raging on!

Once you arrive at your destination, quickly run behind the tank and
crouch! You'll be under heavy fire! You'll need to specify targets
to call in airstrikes. Start with the target on the far right because
that's the biggest threat to you and they have RPG guys there.

Keep crouching behind the tank and wait until you can call in an airstrike
once more. Once you are ready, choose to target the one in the middle.
After you blow that one up, choose the target at the bottom. You can
actually call in an airstrike on that bottom target while you're crouching
behind the tank. Target the last one to blow it up.

Your buddies will now get out of the tank. Follow them into the city.
One enemy soldier will try to escape and run really quick. Suddenly
in the middle of the place, enemies will be firing from windows! From
where your buddies are positioned, go inside the building behind them and
snipe the enemies who are in the building across.

There will be a machine gunner at the top, some snipers will be shooting
from the windows, and an RPG guy will appear at the left part of another
building's roof. Kill them all, the building might even blow up somehow.

Go check out the gun icon and replenish your ammo. Move forward and
more enemies will appear on the buildings. Take them all out. There's
also a building near the corner that you can enter. You can use this
building to easily take out another soldier on the roof of the building
to the right.

When they're all dead, continue moving. One of the good soldiers will
capture an enemy. Fortunately, he easily reveals the location of Kirilenko.

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VIII. High Value Target
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You're on an armored vehicle but you have been assigned to handle the
machine gun. This is another fun ride. The enemies will ambush you on
the bridge, so blow them up! Shoot the barrels and shoot the RPG guys.

On the next ambush, the enemies will be shooting from behind you! Aim
and fire away!

The final ambush will force you out of your vehicle. Keep crouching and
you will be able to use your binoculars to call an airstrike on the
enemy targets.

Now you have to go on foot to get Kirilenko. Just keep moving, but bombs
will be arriving too early! Continue on your path, but be careful, enemy
soldiers will also be running for their lives, so shoot them down as you
see them.

Once you are passing through the house, you will see four soldiers running
away. Let the four pass, then throw a grenade at them to blow them up
in one shot!

Continue forward and more soldiers will appear, shoot them all. Keep on
moving and kill the three soldiers near the tunnel. Enter the tunnel and
kill your would be assassins.

After capturing Kirilenko, an explosion rocks you all down, giving Kirilenko
the chance to escape. Good thing that you know that the next place you have
to visit is Sangre Del Toro.

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IX. Sangre Del Toro
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As the group flies over the desert with their space prophet hippie pilot,
they wonder about how to travel in the area. An unfortunate passing pair of
enemy soldiers on a jeep suddenly becomes the solution that Flynn suggests.

Quickly ride the jeep and head to the objective. Run over the poor enemy
soldier because that's the right thing to do. Once you arrive at the
objective, you'll have three places to check out in the map.

Start out with the objective on the left side. Just follow the path to the
left and it'll lead to a mountain area. Once you reach this left area,
you will automatically get out of the jeep. Move forward, but be careful
since there are enemies around. Look ahead and you'll see two soldiers
talking. Kill them and continue forward and head up. Another ambush awaits
you. You'll notice that you can get up on the rock on the corner. Go up
the rock and move to higher ground. You'll be able to snipe at least two
enemy soldiers who are also on top or rocks.

Continue forward and you'll find a weapons crate. Be sure to grab one
RPG launcher if you don't have one with you. Continue on and there is a
path going down. Instead of going down, jump on the rocks to the right just
in front of the weapons crate. This is a good sniping area because there
are enemies on the rocks in front of you. Shoot them all.

Move forward once the enemies are dead. There is an ammo supply box, but
be careful because an RPG guy and another sniper will show up on the rocks
above. Take out the RPG guy first then the sniper. Replenish your ammo.

Move on and one more enemy will be standing on a rock. One of your guys will
probably take him out by the time you notice him. Move forward and an RPG
guy will be on a rock around the corner, and a sniper as well. Take them
both out.

You will reach a walled area with some enemies on the top. Take out the
enemy at the top, then the one who is just running at the middle area.

Stick to the left wall and you'll find one enemy hiding behind the wall.
Shoot him as your buddies shoot at the other guy. Another soldier is
by the window on the building in front of you, so shoot him from the corner.

Once the enemies are dead, go to the objective. More enemies will show up
so shoot them. Suddenly, enemy helicopters will arrive as well! You have
two weapons you can use to destroy them. First is with your RPG launcher.
This is the easiest and safest because you can move around dodging bullets,
and then you can just wait for the helicopter to stop moving around and
you can fire at it.

The second way to deal with the helicopters is with the guided rocket
weapons that are in the area. Use that thing but aiming is slow, as well as
the rockets. You're gonna get hit a few times using this guided rocket
weapon and you'll be stuck in place, that's why it's better to use the RPG
for the mobility and quick aim.

After destroying the second helicopter, move to the objective and you will
then be able to head to the next area. Before you leave, check out the
gun icons and be sure to replenish your ammo.

When you're done, ride the jeep and head to the objective on the lower
right area. Just check your map to see which is the lower right objective,
it's the one where there are lots of ammo supply boxes.

Once you arrive, move forward. You will see a helicopter flying by. You
will be ambushed by soldiers again! Shoot the guys on the bridge, but
be careful when passing through the gate, there's more of them! Don't be
shy to unload your weapons and grenades on them, there are lots of ammo
supply boxes.

Move on and you'll find a weapons crate. The RPG isn't really useful in
this area, so you might want to get a stronger sniping rifle. Follow the
guys to the next area.

A helicopter will drop LOTS of enemy soldiers! And some of them have
RPGs, now you're in deep crap! This is why you need a better sniping rifle.
You have to take them out as fast as you can or they'll out-gun you.

Just stay before the hallway that leads to the main battle area because
that's your safest place, and you can still snipe a few heads by peeping
out of the wall. For every shot you take, simply move back left away from
the hallway and you'll be safe. You'll need patience in this part. This is
one of the toughest situations in the game! Just keep peeping and taking
shots, kill enemies one by one because that's the only way to succeed here.

The problem here is that some enemies will be hiding on the left side
where you can't snipe. This is where you simply wait them out to position
themselves somewhere near the middle area. You will be able to snipe them
as they carefully try to walk to the middle area. Once you have thinned out
the enemy, then you can join in your buddies in the main battle area hiding
behind columns so you can have a better shot of whoever remains.

Move on to the next area. Walk up the stairs and quickly shoot the guy
in front of you, as well as the explosive barrel. Quickly throw a grenade
to the little fortified area to the right side near the wall to blow up
whoever is hiding behind it. Quickly rush to that place and hide behind
the defensive position.

While you're behind that defensive position, be careful because a soldier
will use a grappling hook to climb the wall and try to ambush you from
behind! Kill him! Continue shooting at the bad guys on the other side.

Go to the objective when there's no more enemies left and quickly grab
the RPG launcher, another helicopter will show up! Blow it up quick and
you'll be able to go to the last objective.

Drive to your next destination, but you'll see that there are cars
blocking the way! Even before you reach the cars, get out of your vehicle.
Snipe the soldier on the building on the left. Take out the RPG guy on the
roof of the building in the front. Crouch and look up to the building on
the right, there's another sniper waiting, so kill him.

Move forward and a soldier will appear on the roof in front of you. Kill
him and there's also another one just below him to the left, kill him too.
Move forward and go into the white/red building and climb up the stairs.
A sniper from a tower is shooting at you. Go look out of the window and
snipe him back.

Get back down and stick to the right, try to find an RPG guy in one of the
blown up buildings, he's on the second floor. Kill him. Continue moving
to the next house where there is an ammo supply box. Be careful, there's
another tower in front of that area that has a sniper. Kill him.

You don't need a rocket launcher for now, so go to the weapons crate near
you and exchange the rocket launcher for a regular weapon of your choice.
Ride the jeep and don't stop for anything! Just keep driving to your
objective even if enemies show up!

You finally figured out your last destination! Replenish your ammo and
be sure to check out the gun icons. Ride your jeep and drive to your new
destination, don't stop for anything!

When you arrive, move to the computer that is your objective and use it.
You'll now have to find your own way to the objective so ride the bike.
Just keep moving forward until you find a bunch of cargo containers
blocking your path.

Move near the brown cargo container in the middle and go to its right side.
Look up and to the left and you'll see an explosive barrel behind more
containers. Shoot the explosive barrel to create a path for you!

Continue driving to your destination and don't stop even if enemies show up.

You're now inside. Move forward and crouch to get to the next area. Keep
moving forward and then crouch again to move to the next part. Look to
the left and go to the room there. Look right and crouch to get to the
next area. Move forward and crouch again and you'll find a bunch of metal
that you can jump on to climb. Get to the top and move to the next room.

You'll finally find more information about the situation of the secret
weapon, and even find one! Now it's time to go home...

--------------------------
X. No One Gets Left Behind
--------------------------

As you fly above the jungle, your plane gets hit with an RPG! The only
piece of the secret weapon's evidence in existence falls, but you save it
anyway.

Go land somewhere and continue moving forward. Notice that there is a
weapons crate nearby. Go to it and grab an RPG as your secondary weapon.
Move in to the objective.

You'll find your buddy in the house, unfortunately enemies will be coming
as well! Snipe the bad guys on the left side, just stay away from the
wall because they have RPG launchers.

Also, be careful because some bad guys will try to get into the house!
If this happens, it'll take too long to snipe them. Just use the knife
if they're close or throw a grenade while you're moving away behind
the house. Keep sniping them, especially the RPG guys.

After you take them all out, a tank arrives! Use your RPG to blow it up.

When you're done with the tank and the remaining soldiers, it's time to
get a new set of weapons. Check out the gun icon. Keep the RPG and get one
weapon of your choice from the weapons crate nearby. Continue on.

A house and a shed will be in your way. Two soldiers are stationed in the
house, take them out. Replenish your ammo and continue on.

You are finally reunited with your buddies! Unfortunately, Flynn, your
magical hippie pilot, has been captured! You need to save him first.

The camp below you seems to be full of soldiers, luckily you have a
weapon crate at your disposal. Grab a strong sniper rifle and start
sniping! To the right side is a tower with a soldier, kill him. Others
will now be alert of your presence.

The tower below in front of the weapons crate will have a soldier, better
snipe this place first. There will also be some RPG launching guys, take
them out fast! Be sure to check out the middle building, it has a machine
gun on top of it, so kill whoever is on that thing.

When no more fires are being shot, go down and stick to the right, which is
outside the fence. Just keep following the path to the right and you'll
reach a sniping tower that you can climb.

While you're at the top of the tower, look a little to the right side
to the far center of the place. There's a machine gun soldier stationed
there. Snipe him out. Look directly in front to the street from the
tower near the middle of the place, there's an enemy soldier who is
sitting, so kill him.

There will be another soldier on the tower near the machine gun soldier
you killed, so kill him too. Once there are no more enemies around, get
out of that tower, and use your knife to slash open the fence. You can
now check out the gun and ammo supply box icons.

See that still functional armored vehicle at the center of the place?
You can ride it! Ride and drive it all the way forward, then enemies will
show up, but turn left and keep heading straight until you can't anymore.
You will stop near a weapon crate, which should give you some advantage
for this next fight. One of your guys will continue using the machine
gun on top of the vehicle, the fight will be easier.

After you have cleared this part, continue moving to the objective.

You fire your weapon at the visible target who is harassing Flynn, but
there's another guy just waiting to slash you! After some struggle, Flynn
actually saves your life! Now it's time to find a helicopter to escape!

Ride the bike to the next destination while having fun.

Upon arrival, there's an ammo supply box that you can use if you have to.
Before going to the ammo supply box, crouch and stick to the right. Look
at the tower, an RPG guy is climbing it! Snipe him. Two soldiers on the
bridge will become alert, take them out! An armored vehicle with a machine
gun will show up, kill the machine gun guy! Try not to destroy the
vehicle, then hijack it!

Drive it near the corner and get out. One of your guys will continue using
the machine gun. Find cover and take out the enemy soldiers that appear,
especially the machine gun guy on the second armored vehicle that shows up!

Move on but a tank appears with some soldiers! Look near it and you'll
notice a shiny steel fuel tank. Shoot the fuel tank to blow up all the
enemies!

Continue moving forward and you'll find a non-functional helicopter, but
the guns still do work! Ride the helicopter and blow up the enemies on the
other side.

When they're all dead, continue on to the next part. Dodge the enemy
helicopter's attacks and kill the soldiers on the ground. Continue and
you'll find a helicopter that you can use. Kill the two soldiers who
try to ambush you and ride the helicopter.

Now here comes the tricky part! You're in control of the helicopter's gun,
and your job is to kill all the enemies that are firing RPGs at you! This
is another one of the toughest parts of the game simply because of the
amount of RPG guys you have to deal with, you'll get hit sooner or later
and it only takes a few shots for your helicopter to go down.

First, when you're on the left side of the helicopter, there's not much to
worry about. Keep your eyes on the ground because there will be trucks
that are carrying the RPG guys. Blow them up. Check out the bridge, there's
an RPG guy, kill him.

Still on the left side, there will be four bike riders with RPG guys
behind. Blow them all up.

Now you're on the right side of the helicopter, the hard part! First thing
you have to deal with is an enemy helicopter. Concentrate your fire and
don't lose sight of it. It will blow up soon.

Next, look below, three vehicles in a convoy, blow them up.

Next area is the hardest, lots of houses with RPG guys on them. Blow up
the ones on the right first, be sure to hit the explosive barrels. Keep
shooting from right to left, blowing up each house and shooting the
explosive barrels.

When you blow up the big house on the left, quickly aim to the left and
blow up the tower because there's an RPG guy inside!

Quickly look to the lower left and there's another convoy of vehicles.
Try to blow up the middle one and the last one, let the one in front go
because it'll be hard to hit.

After this, look to the left and there's a bridge with two RPG guys, get
rid of them and blow up the little house near them.

By now you'll be catching up with the vehicle you let go before. Blow it
up. Try to blow up the other vehicle in front of it, but let it go if
it's too far.

Look to the left again, there's a small house and a defensive position
below. Blow those up as soon as you can or you'll suffer some damage.

By now you probably have around 25 health left for your helicopter, but
at least the last section won't be as hard.

There are two enemy helicopters. First, concentrate on the one to your
lower right and blow it up. The second helicopter will show up and blow
it up too before it has a chance to shoot you.

Don't be discouraged if you fail a lot of times, this is really just the
most frustrating part of the game. You'll be feeling triumphant once you're
done with it.

After the horrible helicopter experience, you finally land and give the
goods to Aguire, who then betrays you and America! You find out that he is
the son of Wyatt, the soldier that you played as on the very first level
of the game! The government knew that it was a suicide mission, yet they
still sent them in anyway. Aguire now wants revenge with the help of
Kirilenko. Unfortunately, the sad betrayal is met with another cruel
betrayal. On your last moments on earth, Flynn comes to the rescue in
dramatic fashion, taking out lots of enemies. As he says his thanks to
the guys for the box of cigarettes, he gets blown up by one of the evil
RPG guys that you have been killing since the last ride.

"Nooooooooo!"

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:48:53 -0400

Get into ts and get to know the lads, add us up on xfire and lads add spideycw.

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:23:33 -0400

Could we have in the section: 'BFBC2 Tactics, Tips, Weapons and Awards' a subcategorie called BFBC2 maps?

Just a little idea so i can post all the info about maps in that categorie, so things will look a bit ordened.

Let me know,

cheers

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 05:08:16 -0400

if yar gannyen yem means youre going home
canny lads means i canne se for the snew on ma scope
well 8 ball shurrup means er 8 ball be quite
and erright lads means hi lads are you all okay i hope youre fine

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:16:35 -0400

night jim
bob

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:32:35 -0400

I think it’s safe to say that when Infinity Ward released Modern Warfare it pretty much set the standard for quality other multi-player first person shooter titles should live up to. The game was the perfect mix of everything– though the campaign mode was rather short the multi-player mode definitely made up for it. Admittedly, I was one of those hyper fans who could not wait to see what Infinity Ward had in planned for us in Modern Warfare 2.

The wait is now over and MW2 has been out for quite some time. At first I loved the multi-player — it had me hooked, and as stupid as it seems I was addicted to collecting those pointless trait badges. Then, after almost two whole weeks of Modern Warfare 2 action, it happened; I overdosed, or at least it really felt like I did. There was just something slightly off, something I cannot quite place my finger on- but there was something about MW2 that made me sick in the stomach

I finally know what these games were missing, and here is the list: vehicles, destruction, team work, and whole Battlefield experience.

How many players BFBC2 has does nobody now yet, but if we may believe EA it will be the best selling game in the month March. BFBC2 is in total for pc, xbox360 and the PS3 2.3 miljon time sold. After this artikel it allready be some 1000's more. That's the main reason why DICE have serverproblems, they just didn't counted on that much players.

A few impressieve statistics about BFBC2:

81 billion points have been earned in online multiplayer sessions

43 million weapons and gadgets have been unlocked in online multiplayer

Over 6 million video views on YouTube

2.9 million hours have been spent playing online in the last 24 hours alone

230k peak-concurrent-users (PCUs)

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:41:48 -0400

DICE's Lead Programmer, Mikael Kalms announced a small patch will be released Monday for both non-Steam and Steam version of Bad Company 2.

It’s cleared QA for both non-Steam and Steam.

This is a small update for a bug that was found the same day that we released the previous patch.

Changes:

* Server browser downloads 100 entries instead of 500 in a chunk – this makes the “Cancel” button more responsive
* Fixed crash during server browser refresh
* Low-level networking library switched back to the optimized version (the game client was temporarily running with one that had more debugging logic in it)
* Localization fixes in the scoreboard

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draken_bg@nospam.com (Drak3n) — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:56:31 -0400

Survey submitted: Monday 22 March 2010 - 20:56:15

Real Name: Bryan
D.O.B: 02/19/1981
In-Game Name: Drak3n
E-Mail: draken_bg@hotmail.com
Xfire: drak3n
Location: Stirling, Scotland
Favorite Games: COD4 BC2 C&C(most of em)
Previous Clan Experience: |R| 1SK xO =DBD= :TU:
PC Spec:
Anything else you wish to tell us: kept this a secret for ages but..........Dan has tried to come on to me :s

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 12:28:29 -0400

Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/files/public/1269361692_83_FT0_total_pc_gaming_closes.jpg

While rumours have been flying up and down the gaming grapevine for the last few weeks, it’s been confirmed that issue 31 of Total PC Gaming will be its swan song. In its run it moved from being a magazine-only cheaper more-pages format, to matching PC Gamer/PC Zone’s DVD-covermount plus higher price model – which I always thought a shame, but also a sensible way to help its bottom line. This leaves Future having a duopoly on PC Games magazines in the UK, with their PC Gamer and PC Zone. Our best wishes to everyone involved. Good luck in finding a fine landing.

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karganeth_3@nospam.com (Q.I Eagle) — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:19:35 -0400

Survey submitted: Tuesday 23 March 2010 - 17:19:31

Real Name: Martin
D.O.B: 10/16/1988
In-Game Name: Q.I. Eagle
E-Mail: karganeth_3@hotmail.com
Xfire: eagle1717
Location: Over there, Devon
Favorite Games: The ones i play usually
Previous Clan Experience: AcB/DYS, xO, DF, DBD
PC Spec: Awesome
Anything else you wish to tell us: i iz a cheezeburger

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:56:43 -0400

Image: http://blog.mlive.com/a2shopaholic/2008/11/large_112708camp1.jpg

Re:

craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:48:41 -0400

Image: http://inkarttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/10-Best-Pun-Tattoos-th.jpg

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darkpagandeath@nospam.com (darkpagan) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 11:59:34 -0400

new catalyst driver out 10.3 even has fix for dx10/11 mode on dx10 cards for aliens vs pred

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:05:57 -0400

FFS CAN WE AUTOBALANCE TEAMS PLZ

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 01:26:41 -0400

like we used to do one night when were all about then add our names what you rek
and a blowup of ziggy hold on scrub that bit

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dan_herold1@nospam.com (Judge) — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 14:57:34 -0400

After playing cc4 for the past few hours, I thought I would write a review about!

The game play is much better then Red Alert 3 and although with previous CC and RA games u get an all time playing experience, I don't think the new CC is like any other game. They have tried to be more creative, to which I think they have failed.

i liked it from the start, but as I started to play the single player, I didn't like it after the first few missions. The story lines are way too short and not as interesting as the other CC games, as u got to build a base before hand and then go attack yor ememy with your newly found army u had built. I found your limited in what u can build and what u can do. In fact i think I may even be as bold to say I found it quite boring. I haven't played the multi-player side of it yet. Perhaps that will be more interesting (who knows), but if its anything to go by with the single player, I cant see it being much more exciting as the single player.

Although there are some good ideas in the new one, I quite liked the idea u got to choose what kind of base u started with and if u didn't like it or found it wasn't the right one. U could destroy the base and choose a different one.

My option, its worth a download, but I def wouldn't recommend anyone buy it. But then who knows, perhaps u might like it.

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synewave7@nospam.com (ZiGZaG) — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 16:18:47 -0400

Anyone here played Navy fields ? its like a rts MMO with battleships. Had some fun on it ages ago but then i thought it went to subscription fee. Found out today its still free to play but you can buy some virtual items like battleships etc. Anyone here played it ?

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dan_herold1@nospam.com (Judge) — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 10:52:20 -0400

Our Details are as follows:

Server Name: < DF > - www.teamdf.co.uk
Server IP: 81.19.214.56
Server Port: 19567

Server Name: Squad DM - www.teamdf.co.uk
Server IP: 81.19.213.65
Server Port: 19567

This server is now streaming to PBBans and PsB
Feel Free to join us at any time!

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draken_bg@nospam.com (Drak3n) — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:41:28 -0400

this is for all that dont have Xfire working ingame

as BC2 is set to DX10 as default you need to goto Tools>Options>Games>BC2 and then change the in game rendering to D3D10

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:06:19 -0400

Will cost only 11 euro, but the only thing i was interested in was destruction 3.0. Would be a good ad for BFBC2.

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darkling666_4@nospam.com (Sgt. Dark71ng) — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:22:37 -0400

Survey submitted: Thursday 01 April 2010 - 00:22:42

Real Name: John Hurtig
D.O.B: 03/14/1990
In-Game Name: Sgt. Dark71ng
E-Mail: darkling666_4@hotmail.com
Xfire: slippy6
Location: Sweden
Favorite Games: Bad Company 2, Left 4 dead 2
Previous Clan Experience: 4th ID
PC Spec:
Anything else you wish to tell us:

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:03:01 -0400

APRIL FOOL

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darbs@nospam.com (-{GAG}-Darbs) — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 09:26:00 -0400

Hello everyone.
I am one of the founder members of Guns and Glory and would like to invite you to participate in a new project I have set up.
It is called BC2 Arena and it is a website built around a clan match management system which enables submitted clans to challenge and accept challenges from any other clan which is registered.
You can also promote your clan, advertise your server and communicate with other clan members through the forums etc.
If you are interested then take a look at the site:-
www.bc2arena.gagclan.co.uk

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 23:01:20 -0400

on the right of the server browser there is a search box its just a case of typing in df and clicking search and to add them to your faves right click and add to faves its that easy unfortunatley theres no ip search available all are welcolme have fun great game and friendly players

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mullvajs@nospam.com (mullvais) — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:52:59 -0400

Survey submitted: Wednesday 07 April 2010 - 02:53:12

Real Name: markus
D.O.B: 92 08 24
In-Game Name: mullvais
E-Mail: mullvajs@hotmail.com
Xfire: mullvais
Location: Sweden
Favorite Games: Bf2 L4D DOD COH
Previous Clan Experience: SSG (Sweden Special Group)
PC Spec: duel core 3.0 geforce 8800
Anything else you wish to tell us:

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 07:32:48 -0400

and its beagles about in the lead in the first leg riding "hacks to be honest"
closely followed by drakan on "ive discovered a glitch"
slippy coming up closely on "sun lounger"
over the first fence and theres a conflict between craft celt on "university challenged" and final fudge riding "grasscutter"
barnys moving up pushing his way forward on "marzipan haze"
with funky not far behind on "server fee avoider" hoping nobodys noticed him
second hedge jump and kirgans come to a halt on "jiraffe hacks for the win" as it takes a bite of the leaves, passed by shiro on "walk like an eygyptian egyptian"
lord of war on "belguim chocolate" neck to neck with portillio on "i need a new microphone"
closely follwed by viper on "trevors washing machine" jester on "im lagging i dont like it" maverick pushing forward on "token warcraft player we had no choice "
saman on "hungarian goulash" pagan on "i lost my virginity to lucifer"
raven on "your all abunch of coconuts" and last but never least after a false start zig zag on "who ate all the pies" after his original horse "does my bum look big in this " was tested for dubious mushroom soup feed tampering the culprit of which is yet to be found

spellcheck edit brought to you by CraftyCelt

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 11:50:08 -0400

found this quite interesting sad as it may sound
http://www.harddrivebenchmark.net/

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draken_bg@nospam.com (Drak3n) — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 15:08:09 -0400

One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!"

"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Clubcard points".

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.

He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better........

Thank you for shopping at Tesco.

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 11:33:45 -0400

decided to get a new mouse can you link the ones you use guys and what you think to it plz

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 02:19:03 -0400

http://www.sunlitgames.net/svrstatus.php?sid=2
used this site for years
its american but really friendly people and no ping problems at all
the best bit is it holds really excellent custom maps for the game that are professionally done and the servers can be joined at the click of a button downloading the maps automatically i deffo recommend it to anyone

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darkpagandeath@nospam.com (darkpagan) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:31:33 -0400

get it it's realy nice just goto opt into beta and it's there will dl

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dan_herold1@nospam.com (Judge) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:44:26 -0400

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:33:44 -0400

And it’s apparently going to fix the browser issues, hooray. PC Gamer post the full change list, which doesn’t specifically seem to mention any changes to weapon balance, although they are promised. Could this be a nerf to the medic’s Light Machineguns Of Doom? I hope so. Bloody healers. DICE aren’t going to reveal the weapon tweaks just yet, as they want “unbiased feedback”, whatever that is. I suspect there might be a game on the RPS servers to investigate the changes.

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:47:29 -0400

got one of these http://www.maplin.co.uk/module.aspx?moduleno=34878
zig was asking me about it very handy when it oomes to switching between speakers or hif out your mic and headset etc and blanks out trevors washing machine eer we wish

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synewave7@nospam.com (ZiGZaG) — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 06:23:28 -0400

To those who were playing this the other night this is a vast improvement ! Those who weren't this is a fun turned based artillery game not to be missed

http://www.scorched3d.co.uk/

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 01:16:45 -0400

really good fun co op
most of us got it i think if anone fancys a game let me no has to be unpatched though
err cant think why so if youre on 1.0 and fancy a laff let us no actually working now at 1.30 latest version woohoo

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darkraven@nospam.com (DarkravenBW) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 10:56:15 -0400

Right guys, I need everyones BFBC2 Game name's so i can add them to the list of reserved slots for both servers.

Please Ensure you get capitals right..

E.g. Mine is DarkravenBW

List so far:

Spoiler:

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ridds@nospam.com (Ridds) — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 06:56:47 -0400

BFBC2
DoW2 + Chaos Rising
CnC gens + ZH
CoH + expansion
Men of War + expansion
Medieval2, Empire and Napoleon Total War
The Settlers 7
Heroes of Newerth

Feel free to contact me if you're up for a quick spin on any of these games

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darkraven@nospam.com (DarkravenBW) — Sat, 01 May 2010 22:38:28 -0400

As of now the forum should be back to normal speed, fixed the issue

We're getting a new webserver based in the uk as of tuesday at the latest.

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Tue, 04 May 2010 02:14:35 -0400

http://www.interplay.com/games/descent.php
you rek we could get this old classic running would be a great laff
anyone fancy it
giz a shout

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:23:51 -0400

Updates to Battlefield: Bad Company 2 have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted.

All game servers will need to be taken down for updates. The maintenance period starts on Wednesday Jun 30th at 07:00AM (GMT+2). Most of them should be back up by 11:00AM (GMT+2).

Changelog:

Server - Some potential sources for lag/rubberbanding have been eliminated
Server - The old reserved slots has been replaced by a kick-on-demand system like in BF2
Server - Log file for server admins: all remote admin interface commands/events are logged
Server - Log file for server admins: major server events + all chat messages are logged
Server - Idle kick is controllable
Server - Profanity filter can be disabled
Server - Teamkill-kick system is controllable
Server - Ticket counts and bleed rate are controllable per-level
Server - Infantry only mode available per-level
Server - Initial spawn delay and respawn delay are adjustable
Server - Server description can be up to 400 characters, and use "|" for line breaks
Server - Banlist can contain up to 10.000 entries
Server - reduced latency in packet handling

Admin Interface - fixed the player.onKill spam that occasionally happened
Admin Interface - ensured that player.onJoin events always report the player name
Admin Interface - events triggered when people spawn
Admin Interface - much more info on kills
Admin Interface - detailed stats are reported at end-of-round

Gameplay - Various minor level bugfixes
Gameplay - Helicopter handling has been tweaked
Gameplay - Weapon tweaks have been implemented based on PC public feedback
Gameplay - Tracer dart gun speed has been changed from 300 m/s to 200 m/s
Gameplay - Fixed technical hang when a crate was armed outside of the combat area
Gameplay - "Victory is near" message was shown for the wrong team on Valparaiso, this has been fixed
Gameplay - Countermeasures can be fired when driving a helicopter
Gameplay - The brightness of the pilot view in the Russian helicopter has been reduced
Gameplay - Advanced Spotting scope works better
Gameplay - Knifing people in the back works again (we backed out the change that we had done for Server R11)
Gameplay - Hit box for moving targets expands based on the speed of the targets movement
Gameplay - G36 now has crosshair when in Hardcore mode

Server Browser - Servers are sorted into 3 categories: Normal, Modified, Hardcore depending on their settings
Server Browser - Added support for retrieving update progress
Server Browser - Now refreshes information
Server Browser - Join queue system when attempting to join a full server
Server Browser - All settings are automatically saved between sessions
Server Browser - Pings are sent via an alternate mechanism, which should work for non-Administrator users as well

Client - Fixed DX9 issue, which likely caused graphics glitches and perhaps crashes
Client - Fixed some crashes
Client - Toggle/hold crouch is user controllable
Client - Toggle/hold zoom is user controllable
Client - Vsync bugfixed for DX10/DX11
Client - Rewritten how settings are written to disk; this should reduce/eliminate the spawn lag
Client - Fixed bug where a player could join a server before the stats has been downloaded causing faulty stats in "EOR- unlock progression"-screen
Client - New chat system allows chatting when dead (but not during end of round) and keeps a 100 lines log
Client - Improved Play Now functionality
Client - Removed K/D ratio and Skill Level filters in the leaderboards
Client - Any points you get while being dead will be added to your score
Client - Reduced negative mouse acceleration
Client - Increased health on the Cobra to match other vehicles
Client - More informative disconnection/kick reasons
Client - Support for Map Packs so PC gets future VIP maps at the same time as consoles

The Balance tweaks are as followed:
Slightly increased the damage of the UZI at long range.
The AKs74u now has more felt recoil when aiming.
The G3, VSS, and all SemiAutomatic rifles now settle slightly faster between shots when aiming.
The PKM, Type 88LMG, G3, An94, and 40mm shotgun have returned to their former glory.
Increased the damage of the MG3 to bring it in line with the rest of the LMGs.
Fixed a bug where the Saiga12 with slugs would do too much damage at long range.
Fixed a bug where the SVU would do too little damage at long range.
Fixed a bug where M95 rounds would not kill armored targets with headshots.

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darkraven@nospam.com (DarkravenBW) — Thu, 13 May 2010 08:37:45 -0400

Hello all,

Might have mentioned it to a few of you however due to recent events (all the typing for my coursework finals) i've developed a case of RSI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repetitive_strain_injury

I won't be on as much as it is quite bloody painful however i will be popping into TS3 for chats and such but i can no longer spend the full day on games otherwise it feels like someones taken a sledgehammer to the thumbs...

Regards
Raven

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darkpagandeath@nospam.com (darkpagan) — Fri, 28 May 2010 12:45:31 -0400

hi

catalyst 10.5 now released bug fixes enclude no delayed load time on bfbc2 on ati systems. go dl from the ati.com for your card

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Sat, 29 May 2010 12:26:21 -0400

Post made on friday 21-05-2010

A list of recent tweets by DICE associate producer, Barrie Tingle giving us some more info on the Bad Company 2 patch.

Bazajaytee: Nope, we wouldn't release a patch on a Friday. We always do patches early/mid week so we can support them if the worst happens.

Question: What differs between yours QA and for example Valves, since they can release updates more often?

Bazajaytee: Nothing is different really, depends what is changed.We generally do bigger updates with more changes than more smaller ones.

Question: Well someone like me i just want to know how it is going and if it is on track for tomorrow or next week?

Bazajaytee: Dont think it has helped the fact this update includes a lot of features people want like chatting while dead for a start.

Question: May be the patch was announced too early?

Bazajaytee: I agree, well more that we shouldn't have put a date on it but let you all know we are working on the update.

Question: Seriously dude you guys shouldnt have put a deadline on it if you werent going to through with it you lalalad off a lot of PC players.

Bazajaytee: They'd be more annoyed by a game that crashed more frequently by rushing out a patch.

Bazajaytee: I guess I'd be even more concerned if people didn't complain as it'd be a sign they didn't care about what we make

Bazajaytee: Odd that when something goes through QA and takes time people complain and will complain just as hard if it looks like it wasnt in QA longer.

Bazajaytee: We just don't want to release a patch that makes the game unstable. Makes everyone happier in the end

Bazajaytee: We have released more patches on PC with more features than console will ever get so you can't say we don't care about PC.

Bazajaytee: The BFBC2 update will be out when it is stable and ready and not before whether some complain about the delay or not.

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Sun, 30 May 2010 03:06:23 -0400

A anonymous source gave us the heads up about a couple of Bad Company 2 Patch R8 Video’s that are up on YouTube. Both video’s show off the new Chat Overlay, and the improved Helicopter control system. The 2nd video also shows off the new Helicopter Countermeasures (Flares).

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 12:23:38 -0400

Anyone else did this?

I pre-orderd it, it shows up in my game list, last week when i baught it.

But now it's gone.

Don't find anything on the steam forums.
Just to much crap on it

Anyone any idea?

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 11:00:28 -0400

Image: http://www.kinderroom.co.uk/pictures/11204e14-5f89-42e3-b0b9-0824b6601bea.jpg

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:57:52 -0400

Here it is anyone care to answer it the exam starts in 23.5 hours

Faculty of Business and Law

Law Undergraduate Modular Programme
Session 2009/10
Level 6

SUBJECT: LL3194: Intellectual Property Law

DATE: 9th June 2010

TIME: 12.30 – 14.30

Instructions to Candidates

This paper consists of ONE question.

Permitted Materials:
An unmarked copy of a statute book on Intellectual Property Law

NO MARKS WILL BE AWARDED FOR THE REPRODUCTION OF SUBSTANTIAL PORTIONS OF THE PERMITTED MATERIALS.

CALCULATORS ARE NOT PERMITTED IN THIS EXAMINATION.

Pages 1 - 3
1. Jasmine Hopley has been a fan of all things Egyptian ever since she saw the film “Carry on Cleo” as a young girl. She read archaeology at Bristol University, graduating in 1978 with a First class degree. She then obtained a Masters degree in Egyptology and Geophysics and started a PhD on the Sphinx. As part of her studies and in order to better investigate what might lie underneath the Sphinx itself, Jasmine developed equipment and a technique which she called “ground-penetrating sonics” (or GPS). This technology built on an existing system called ground-penetrating radar, long-used by archaeologists to “see” the remains of simple underground structures such as wall lines and ditches. In order to operate this ground-penetrating radar system, archaeologists walk slowly over the area under investigation, carrying equipment which bounces radar signals into the ground and then processes the echoes. The system is tried and tested but it is slow to operate, both because of the need to pace the area and because the signals then need to be processed and interpreted by an enabling computer program.
With Jasmine’s GPS system, two long cables are laid across the area to be processed, placed at right angles to each other. The cables then emit a series of ultra high-pitched sounds which interact with each other to produce a three-dimensional “sonic web”, reaching deep into the ground. This technology is then combined with recently-developed technology for robot vacuum cleaners, which are placed in a room, switched on and then left to vacuum the room without any further guidance. The robot vacuum cleaner systematically moves across the carpet, following a grid pattern and avoiding obstacles in the room, such as the furniture. Jasmine realised that this technology could be used to replace the need for archaeologists to walk slowly across the ground to be investigated. Robots are much better than humans at knowing exactly where they are on a grid and so can move much more quickly. Guided by the sonic web, Jasmine’s GPS robots could cover an area to be studied in a small fraction of the time taken by the old ground-penetrating radar system. Furthermore, the 3D sonic web means that the GPS system can “see” under solid monuments, such as the Sphinx.
Jasmine first developed her GPS system while working on her PhD, which she completed in 1983. She discussed the idea in some detail with her PhD supervisor, Professor Dagobert, who thought that it was a very clever idea, with many possible applications. He told Jasmine that she should patent it and, having finished her studies, Jasmine decided to set up a business selling her GPS system. She applied for a patent in 1984 and finally obtained it in 1986. The specification claimed that the system had a number of potential uses, including archaeology and geology as well as generally in the construction industry for locating underground pipes and drains.

Continued…
The main operating part of Jasmine’s GPS system looked very much like the head of a striking cobra snake, curving up and over the base and spreading out much like the hood of a cobra. It was therefore an obvious marketing ploy to emphasise the cobra shape and to paint the system to look like a cobra. The graphic designer produced a very evocative, detailed picture of the GPS Cobra operating alongside the Sphinx, with the Giza pyramids silhouetted against the setting sun. As it turned out, the cobra head shape was perfect for the GPS system to operate at peak efficiency. It took a few years for Jasmine to secure full financial backing but in 1990, she launched her new business selling the “GPS Cobra”. She registered the design in the UK and registered “GPS”, “Cobra” and “GPS Cobra” as trademarks.
Jasmine also maintained her academic links to the Sphinx, making full use of the GPS Cobra. She developed a computer programme to process the technical GPS information so as to produce a clear picture, which did not need expert interpretation. Having fine-tuned the system, Jasmine was able to discover that there was a hidden, multi-roomed chamber under the Sphinx, which appeared to contain bookshelves. She set up a website with a live feed of this image, which proved to be something of a sensation, both in the academic world and in the wider public domain. The Cobra website was protected by a special computer programme which prevented the image from being downloaded in any form, ensuring regular re-visiting of the site.
Almost immediately, a company called Nefertiti produced a programme which could bypass the Cobra protection, allowing people to download the GPS image from under the Sphinx. This was achieved by extracting parts of the Cobra coding and re-writing it. Moreover, when the GPS image was played through an audio system it produced a distinctive, weird, throbbing sound. Certain sections of the general public took this as conclusive proof that aliens had built the Sphinx and the Giza pyramids and had left us a message. A band called “Chariots” produced a best-selling song called “Can you still hear us ?”, which used the GPS throbbing sound as a background to the chorus.
In 1999, Jasmine’s PhD supervisor, Professor Dagobert set up a company called Scarab Systems selling a product which was very similar to the GPS Cobra except that, instead of using cables laid along the ground, the Scarab robots were guided by laser beams. Moreover, Scarab sold special fittings which could be connected to the basic GPS Cobra so that the Cobra too could be guided by the Scarab laser beam system. The Scarab system was called the “GPS Scorpion” and was shaped and painted to look almost identical to the GPS Cobra, except that the main curved structure looked like seven scorpion’s tails, fanned out in an arc.

Continued…
In 2002, Scarab launched an advertising campaign for the GPS Scorpion with a strong Egyptian theme, which was reminiscent of the way in which the GPS Cobra had been launched back in 1990. It featured the GPS Scorpion operating alongside the Sphinx, with the Giza pyramids silhouetted against the setting sun. Moreover, a new version of the Scorpion was produced which looked much less like a scorpion’s tail and rather more like a cobra.
In 2005, Jasmine patented and released an up-dated version of the GPS Cobra which did not need to run along the ground. Instead, the robots floated above the ground, powered by small helicopters and guided by lasers. This made them easier to sell to a wide market as they could more easily be used on rough ground and slopes. Jasmine registered the name “Floating Cobras” as a trademark. Two years later, Professor Dagobert, who had returned to academic life, produce an exact copy of the updated GPS Cobra to help him in his research into the origins of Stonehenge. At the same time, a charity called Osaris, specialising in rescuing earthquake victims, produced a number of these floating cobras for use in their life-saving work.
In 2015, Professor Dagobert finally retired and quickly published a best-selling novel based on Jasmine’s discovery of the hidden chamber under the Sphinx and drawing heavily on notes made by Jasmine as part of her PhD research. Professor Dagobert died in 2020 and Jasmine was sadly crushed to death in an earthquake in 2024. It is now 2080 and Professor Dagobert’s grandson is planning to publish his grandfather’s diaries, quoting extensively from Jasmine’s unpublished research notes.

Critically evaluate the legal issues raised by the above set of facts and advise Jasmine (and her heirs) as to their legal position. Your advice should include an evaluation of the validity of any registered patents, designs or trade marks.

END OF EXAMINATION

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:03:53 -0400

Transportation Strike Delays Battlefield Bad Company 2 Patch

Transportation Strike Delays Battlefield Bad Company 2 PatchA transportation strike in Romania, of all things, is being blamed for a delay in the next Battlefield: Bad Company 2 patch on the PC.

In a thread on the EA UK forums, DICE producer Barrie Tingle confirmed the patch has been sent to EA Europe's QA department in Romania, but it isn't being worked on because the testers can't get into the office. "Transportation companies are apparently on strike, so they can't get to work," Tingle said.

Gamers expressed their characteristic sympathy for both Electronic Arts and the working man:

"Then why the hell are they striking," wrote one. "They'r [sic] salaries are not getting reduced by our awesome president. Lazy noob team."

Tingle replied: "They aren't. It is the transport systems striking not QA. QA aren't in cos they can't get into work."

Another gamer: "No QA in the west that can give it a whirl? Looks like the strike was planed [sic] ahead of time based on the article. Why not prepare for this by having another QA studio ready just in case?"

Tingle: "Hire a new QA studio for 2 days?"

People, it's a patch.

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:07:10 -0400

AWESOME!!!! AND with DEDI-servers

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:49:15 -0400

This trailer provides a first look at the VIP Map Pack 3, a free DLC expansion for registered players of Battlefield: Bad Company 2. The map pack brings new modes to the Nelson Bay and Laguna Alta maps. VIP Map Pack 3 is scheduled to release for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 on June 9th for players who input a VIP code, which is included in every new copy of Bad Company 2 (or it can be purchased online). PC players will receive it sometime later in a future update, but will not need to enter the VIP code to get it.

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:46:14 -0400

sighn up here for a free account with file planet then login and follow the rest to obtain a key for need for speed world like the meerkat says simples
http://www.fileplanet.com/beta-center/
and prepare for 2 weeks of df singing i like driving in my car badly for a few weeks on par with a group of strangled cats

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 03:04:35 -0400

omg embalo is worried about the oil spillage says it all americans i thought he was more worried about his ea tiger albamer woods 2010

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darkpagandeath@nospam.com (darkpagan) — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 13:15:11 -0400

Hey

I mean this is ridiculous and blatant capitalism ... pre order fallout new vagus 4-5 months in advance!!!! wth why would I give a company my money for something that is not even finished?? I’m not a shareholder games companies and developers and so blatant these days... not saying im not gonna Purchase the game... But serious dam that’s low

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peter_fearon@nospam.com (D 1 L L I G A F) — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 16:08:45 -0400

Survey submitted: Tuesday 15 June 2010 - 21:08:51

Real Name: Peter Fearon
D.O.B: 11/01/90
In-Game Name: D 1 L L I G A F
E-Mail: peter_fearon@hotmail.co.uk
Xfire: peterfearon
Location: Peterborough England
Favorite Games: BF BC 2
Previous Clan Experience: LoD
PC Spec: its ok i think ive been told :s
Anything else you wish to tell us: im not gay with 8 ball dont beleive him

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joshbowdler@nospam.com (Kirgan) — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:10:13 -0400

On stage at the EA E3 press conference we announced a new expansion of Battlefield: Bad Company 2 with a new take on a Battlefield franchise favourite, Vietnam. In Battlefield Bad Company 2 Vietnam you get to enter the jungle warfare environment as either the U.S. Marines or North Vietnamese Army (NVA). The expansion pack contains 4 brand new maps built in Frostbite including the popular Conquest and Rush game modes as well as Vietnam specific weapons, vehicles, persistence, unlocks as well as new awards, achievements and trophies.

Battlefield Bad Company 2 Vietnam will be available worldwide in Winter 2010 on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC.

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:09:56 -0400

Couldn't sleep, got up at 4am, Beta was ready for download on Steam. Short install, played both maps will be a giggle, a bit CoD 4 light.

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darkraven@nospam.com (DarkravenBW) — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 23:36:59 -0400

Time for one of my Upgrades now before i get to uni

AMD Phenom II X6 1090T Black Edition Six Core 3.2GHz Socket AM3
http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/specpage.html?AMD-1090T

Arctic Cooling Freezer Extreme REV.2 CPU Cooler
http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/specpage.html?AC-RZXTV2

Asus Crosshair IV Formula Motherboard AMD 890FX
Corsair site: http://www.asus.com/product.aspx?P_ID=kPGmtxee5RsQVsXG&templete=2
Novatech: http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/specpage.html?ASU-C4F

G.Skill Ripjaw 8GB (2x4GB) DDR3 PC3-10666C9 1333MHz Dual Channel Kit - x2
http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/specpage.html?GSK-8G13C9
Ordering two of these as i will be working with VM's constantly throughout the degree and will need a stupid amount of ram (im maxing out 8gb as it is)

Western Digital VelociRaptor 150GB 16MB Cache Hard Disk Drive Serial ATA <4.2ms 10,000rpm - x2
http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/specpage.html?WD-1500HLF
put two of these simply for throughput (yet again VM's)

Total Basket Value: £1131.95 inc vat

So the system will be as follows:

6 core CPU @ 3.2ghz
Gaming motherboard.
16gb of RAM DDR3
two VelociRaptors for Raid 0 array - or possibly upgrading both to 300gb versions.
GTX260
620w PSU
HAF 932 Full tower case

6-12 months down the line new GPU.

Any input on this or is it worth waiting a bit?

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peter_fearon@nospam.com (D 1 L L I G A F) — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 11:04:20 -0400

im gay

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 06:30:38 -0400

Size: 1.36GB
Downloads: 1,498
Hosted since: June 18, 2010, 10:25 pm
Filename: Sniper_GhostWarrior_Demo.zip

Description:
When the democratic government of Isla Trueno is overthrown, an aggressive and hostile military command rises to power. A highly trained covert ops unit is sent in to help the rebels accomplish objectives that only the skills of a sniper can handle.

http://www.gamershell.com/download_60208.shtml

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deathangel-6-6-6@nospam.com (SamCro) — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 10:50:02 -0400

Image: http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/5899/dsc00161r.jpg

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Sherif122@nospam.com (ShiroGamer) — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 11:55:14 -0400

taken from the UK BC2 forum
It was a discussion about the A10 Warthogs

Image: http://aviationfans.com/images/800px-Thunderbolt_II_flight_above.jpg

Image: http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2460/gau8aa9no.th.jpg

This is the kind of gun they used to put PLANES on.

It wasn't a case of 'Oh, we got this jet fighter, it kinda needs something besides missiles and bombs and shit, let's strap this thing on'.

NO.

It was a case of a guy making a gun SO awesome, that he just stepped back, and said, "This motherfucka needs to fly'.
And everyone else is like, 'You cant make a gun fly!'.
And the first guy is all like, '[censored] you, yes I can. I will strap a PLANE to this GUN.'
And everyone's like, 'You mean strap the gun to a plane?'
And the first guy is like, 'No, man. I am strapping the plane to the gun. The plane is an ACCESSORY.'
And then everyone's minds were blown. Like, there was some serious mind blowing going on there. Ears were bleeding.

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 02:28:08 -0400

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deathangel-6-6-6@nospam.com (SamCro) — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:49:24 -0400

Heres them doors for ur mate to look at
Image: http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/117/inqgklrdoors2.jpg

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 04:14:21 -0400

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#

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redfront@nospam.com (gary66) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 06:11:45 -0400

i would like to be considerd to join i was once a memebr of x^O with 8ball and others who are now member's of . I am an averge player but work well in a squad. main joice is medic.
i am also a meber of TWcenter a forum for total war... i have my own mods on there...http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?p=5962791#post5962791
and i am also a histoical researcher for other mods as well as creating many skins for American war of independance that was featured in pcgamer.
i have an xbox...playstasion3 and my pc is
3.2ghz x2core pentium.
asus republic of games mb.
3gig of ram.
bfg280,1gig vidio card.
sound blaster 2zs.
coolmaster psu 1100 watts.
gigabyte chassis

Interest are films, scifi, manga. ghost in the shell and appleseed,art... history, napoleonic and much more.

Image: http://teamdf.co.uk/files/public/1279188705_101_FT0_logo-2.jpg

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:18:35 -0400

http://www.freeallegiance.org/

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:50:06 -0400

Free to download from Steam and it supports Steam Cloud.

It's allready 2 years old but they upgraded the graphics and it's on a source engine.

Cheers

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:55:26 -0400

http://thumb-culture.com/2010/07/22/alien-swarm-in-first-person-is-terrifying/

In a running game of Alien Swarm simply go to Options > Keyboard > Enable developer console. Then hit ` (to the left of 1) and type:

firstperson

asw_hide_marine 1

asw_controls 0

And then you can experience the terror first hand.

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:07:34 -0400

http://fifa-online.easports.com/web/beta/welcome;jsessionid=676D3CBD9332EDB99525744A6F8C0DD7.tomcat1
get signed up viper jester celt slippy shiz etc ridds maybe

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:18:42 -0400

Got this email form Killer Creation, unforutnately I have to go out so can someone with access update the servers.

Hi there,

DICE have released Map Pack 5 this afternoon which includes the following two maps:

White Pass Rush levels/mp_007gr

Nelson Bay Conquest levels/mp_008cq

To enable Map Pack 5, please follow the instructions below:

1) Login to http://gp.killercreation.co.uk and go to Game Servers > click your BC2 Server > Default Config Files.
2) Click Edit on the Serveroptions.ini and simply click Save at the bottom. This will enable Map Pack 5.
3) Add either levels/mp_007gr or levels/mp_008cq to your maplist.txt (also located in Default Config files.)
4) Restart your server.

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craftycelt@nospam.com (CraftyCelt) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:35:58 -0400

DICE have released Server Update R19 which addresses a file dependency present in the R17 which could crash the game server.

The release is scheduled for today, at 10:00 BST (UK time.) The update will take approximately 2hrs and all servers should be patched and online by 12.00 BST.

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 02:19:14 -0400

Image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IUYlNU10BMY/SdyIiOfkVZI/AAAAAAAAIrM/TxzrrnLqtig/s400/Belgium-

Image: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IUYlNU10BMY/SdyIiQ-1WWI/AAAAAAAAIrU/iuWTTflZeK4/s400/Belgium-Manneken-pis-03.jpg

Image: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IUYlNU10BMY/SdyIiL7zzhI/AAAAAAAAIrE/-5rhTHupakg/s400/Belgium-Manneken-pis-05.jpg

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 11:35:26 -0400

Wake up at 6h30 Belgium time.
Shave, shower.
Breakfast at 7h10
Arrival at dokters practice at 8h20
She was done after 17 stitches arround 9h40
First beer at arround 10h10
Port can witness that!
Arrival home at11h30 after 5 Belgium Jupilers finest taste
Dinner at 12h
A bit resting after eating until 14h00
Then watching Toy Story 3
A bit resting afterwords.
Comming online arround 16h00 and playing battlefield

AND WHO KILLS ME???
Buzz lightyear lol

Image: http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/102017640-3.jpg

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 03:12:24 -0400

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 01:46:46 -0400

After the Battlefield 3 "announcement" last week indicated the game would be going multiplatform, many PC gamers were outraged, worrying the series' next flagship title would be tarnished for the sake of console players.

While EA wasn't willing to comment on the state of the PC version, we were able to dig up some info which should put your mind at ease -- scratch that, make it very excited.

Firstly, we learn via Twitter from DICE rendering architect Johann Andersson the engine BF3 is built on -- Frostbite 2.0 -- is "primarily developed for DirectX 11"; XP and DX9 won't be supported (though you may be able to hack it). Also the engine will be especially optmized for 64-bit -- thankfully a lot of you have chosen the road less travelled. Good news in itself, but since consoles only support DX9, the implication is the PC version will be a "true" PC game.

An interview (PDF) between AMD and Anderrson back in November taught us DICE has been involved with DX11 from a very early stage, which helped them get in all the features and improvements important to the team, like multicore optimization, multithreading support (more variation, detail, improved load times, smoother performance), compute shader support (more dynamic light sources), and lastly, tesselation (more detailed and more realistically rendered objects). It's a fascinating read for tech heads, so give the full interview a look if you're interested. Also check out a more in-depth look at the features in our DirectX 11 By the Numbers article. The short version is this: Battlefield 3 should be a huge jump forward that will please those with great hardware, particularly if it's running on Windows 7 64-bit.

But no matter -- the team has already admitted it was Frostbite's first time on PC and so, limited in ways. According to Battlefield forum mod "crazycanuck", based on his experiences and "some conversations", Frostbite 2 is built from the ground up to "be more efficient and take advantage of the PC's abilities." He also says the team is "very excited about what FB2 and BF3 together are going to produce", especially as they've been in development for a number of years (four to six, word has it).

Again from the mouth of Johann, we're told Frostbite 2 is "developed simultaneously for the strengths of each platform (i.e. we use the best API for each platform)." In other words, it's a multiplatform engine, but a good one that should satisfy all players, no matter the platform, in the same sense BioWare or Capcom have or CD Projekt will be with The Witcher 2.

The other big issue is maps -- BC2 had some pretty small ones and as a result, a smaller player cap. Previous series entries included huge, sprawling maps which made for some real in-depth tactics. For this we go back to May, when senior gameplay designer Alan Kertz wrote to a fan inquiring about the lower play count, "For Battlefield it's bandwidth; we are bandwidth capped on the consoles. For PC, I'd like to get back to big scale 64 player."

It's hard to say then what will happen, but they've said it is clear with them fans want the classic stuff. Perhaps PC players will get their own maps, or maybe console maps will be based on the PC maps but scaled down considerably -- both seem like entirely plausible scenarios. We've seen the latter played out alongside further, bigger scale changes in Battlefield 2: Modern Combat, a console-centric version of Battlefield 2 which came about four months after the PC version. Sadly though, Kertz' response to a fan today regarding this in relation to BC2 says, "It was two completely different games; BC2 is not 2 completely different games. Reality says it costs too much."

That doesn't mean the PC version won't be great -- DICE are clever people, after all. Take this quote from former DICE CEO Fredrik Lilegren who said in February, "What the PC version is going to be, Battlefield 3, I think it's going to absolutely blow everyone away, but I can't tell you what it is, but it will blow people away."

Then there is of course the issue of mods, from which we've seen some truly epic work like the "Desert Combat" 1942 mod (the team went on to help make Battlefield 2 and then create full games of their own like Frontlines: Fuel of War). Then there's Commanders, the "Comma Rose", LAN play, spectating, battlerecorder, and so on. Many of these features, seemingly, are being considered for a future BC2 patch, nevermind BF3. We're not guaranteeing any of these features will be in BF3; we're saying based on the evidence, it looks good.

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 03:15:09 -0400

Reserve your copy of the Medal of Honor Limited Edition today, featuring the exclusive multiplayer MP7 weapon, early access to two high-powered shotguns plus Spec Ops Class Camouflage!

EXTRA BONUS:
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For the same shit lol

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 08:25:28 -0400

Western Digital VelociRaptor 300GB 16MB SATA 10.000RPM 2.5-Inch WD3000BLFS

Western Digital VelociRaptor

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 09:47:54 -0400

Put some weirdo's together who like modding and you get this as the result! lol

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 22:19:31 -0400

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excuse me young boy could you help me err i seem to be lost im looking for a space station err size of a planet havent seen one recently have you

darth vaders birthday party thats right just follow the others
grab a baloon luke

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 08:39:27 -0400

2K's announced that it's teamed up with Playboy to include more than 50 "vintage covers and centrefolds" in Mafia II.

The 2K Czech-developed open-world effort will allow players to collect virtual circa-1950s copies of the iconic jazz mag.

"While most mob-inspired games' emphasis is solely on action, Mafia II features a deep and compelling narrative that is embellished with a sophisticated, era-evoking atmosphere," 2K president Christoph Hartmann said of the deal.

"In partnering with Playboy, we are able to add a unique element of authenticity to the game by using vintage images from the magazine that illustrate the power of Playboy's influence on the attitudes and culture of that generation."

It gives us a good chance to look at 1950s baps, too.

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:59:00 -0400

Nice sales for a lot of games at gamersgate

Gamersgate

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 15:02:28 -0400

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:13:16 -0400

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:31:56 -0400

You will sit with youre head in the clouds in the flying city Columbia!

Out somewheren in 2012.

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 04:31:11 -0400

Image: http://img.game.co.uk/images/2010/wk17/he_cod_01.jpg

Black Ops Prestige Edition

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 00:56:51 -0400

http://obsidianconflict.net/

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:27:36 -0400

I was bored search for some releasedates

Game, Publisher, releasedate as known so far.

Victoria 2 Paradox Interactive 13 august 2010
Battle vs. Chess Zuxxez 20 august 2010
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days Square Enix 27 august 2010
Mafia 2 2K Games 27 august 2010
Ship Simulator Extremes Paradox Interactive 27 august 2010
Pirates of the Caribbean: Armada of the Damned Disney 31 august 2010
Divinity II: Flames of Vengeance dtp August 2010
Dead Rising 2 Capcom 3 september 2010
Drakensang: The River of Time DTP Entertainment 17 september 2010
Front Mission Evolved Square Enix 17 september 2010
Lionheart: Kings' Crusade Paradox Interactive 17 september 2010
R.U.S.E. Ubisoft 17 september 2010
Two Worlds II Zuxxez 17 september 2010
Darksiders: Wrath of War THQ 24 september 2010
F1 2010 Codemasters 30 september 2010
FIFA 11 EA 30 september 2010
Adam's Venture Iceberg Interactive tirth quarter 2010
Fallout: New Vegas Bethesda tirth quarter 2010
Kings Bounty: Crossworlds 1C Company tirth quarter 2010
LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars LucasArts tirth quarterl 2010
Lost Planet 2 Capcom tirth quarterl 2010
Men of War: Assault Squad 1C Company tirth quarter 2010
PES 2011 Konami tirth quarterl 2010
Patrician IV Kalypso Media tirth quarter 2010
Star Wolves 3: Ashes of Victory 1C Company tirth quarter 2010
Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X. 2 Ubisoft tirth quarter 2010
True Crime: Hong Kong Activision tirth quarter 2010
World of Tanks Wargaming.net tirth quarter 2010
Global Agenda Iceberg Interactive September 2010
Magicka Paradox Interactive September 2010
Test Drive Unlimited 2 Atari September 2010
Medal of Honor EA 14 oktober 2010
Fable III Microsoft 29 oktober 2010
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II LucasArts 29 oktober 2010
Arcania: Gothic 4 JoWood Oktober 2010
Battlefield 1943 EA Oktober 2010
Nuclear Dawn Interwave Games Oktober 2010
ProStroke Golf: World Tour O-Games Oktober 2010
Wittard: Nemesis of Ragnarok Lace Mamba Global Oktober 2010
Assassins Creed Brotherhood Ubisoft 18 november 2010
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit EA 18 november 2010
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows EA 20 november 2010
Beach Volleyball Online Omniverse Games 15 december 2010
TRON: Evolution Disney Interactive 25 december 2010
Blood Bowl: Legendary Edition Focus Home Interactive Fourth Quarter 2010
James Bond 007: Blood Stone Activision Fourth Quarter 2010
Nail'd dtp Vierde kwartaal 2010
Driver: San Francisco Ubisoft 2010
Final Fantasy XIV Square Enix 2010
Lost Horizon Deep Silver 2010
Metal Gear Solid: Rising Konami 2010
Dead Space 2 EA 28 januari 2011
Bulletstorm EA 22 februari 2011
Airline Tycoon II Kalypso Media First quarter 2011
Hunted: The Demon's Forge Bethesda First quarter 2011
Portal 2 Valve First quarter 2011
The First Templar Kalypso Media First quarter 2011
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier Ubisoft First quarter 2011
Deus Ex: Human Revolution Square Enix Europe March 2011
Red Faction: Armageddon THQ March 2011
I am Alive Ubisoft Second Quarter 2011
Alan Wake Microsoft 2011
American McGee's Alice 2 EA 2011
Batman: Arkham Asylum 2 Warner Bros 2011
Brink Bethesda 2011
Chrome 2 Ubisoft 2011
Crysis 2 EA 2011
Dead Island Ubisoft 2011
Enemy in Sight Namco Bandai 2011
Guild Wars 2 NCsoft 2011
Half-Life 2: Episode Three EA 2011
Hellion: Mystery of the Inquisition 2011
Homefront THQ 2011
Innergy Ubisoft 2011
L.A. Noire Take Two 2011
Magna Mundi Paradox Interactive 2011
Max Payne 3 Take Two 2011
Postal III Akella 2011
RAGE Bethesda 2011
Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad 1C Company 2011
Shogun 2: Total War SEGA 2011
Six Days in Fallujah Konami 2011
Spec Ops: The Line 2K Games 2011
Stronghold 3 SouthPeak 2011
Sword of the Stars II: Lords of Winter Paradox Interactive 2011
The Lord of the Rings: War in the North Warner Bros. 2011
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings CD Projekt 2011
Thief 4 Eidos 2011
This is Vegas Midway Games 2011
U-Wars Biart 2011
Vainglory of Nations Paradox Interactive 2011
Warhammer 40,000: Dark Millennium Online THQ 2011
XCOM 2K Games 2011
BioShock Infinite Irrational Games 2012

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:28:53 -0400

http://synergymod.net/
install that top corner and thats it basically ask me or zig for more info
works a treat

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:52:53 -0400

The releasedate is still unknown but you can allready sign in for the Beta.

Even if youre offline the world/city will go on.

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 01:55:17 -0400

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portillio"lord you shure you no what youre doing"
lord"have i ever got us into trouble before port im an expert"

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 01:58:26 -0400

Image: http://www.firstdefense.com/html/imagePPU.JPG
lord"honestly portillio everyones wearing this nowadays"

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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 23:24:31 -0400

Image: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs183.ash2/44591_422363828859_28984808859_4857877_1743267_n.jpg
Image: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs393.snc4/45664_422363873859_28984808859_4857882_414558_n.jpg
Image: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs363.snc4/44591_422363833859_28984808859_4857878_2734440_n.jpg
"if vader checks the work roster we were not here okay guys keep our storys straight we were out looking for two droids ok spin the usuall crap and well be fine
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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 12:16:50 -0400

Image: http://images.totalgamingnetwork.com/potd/bc2tired_thumb.jpg
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beekerz@nospam.com (8ball) — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:08:21 -0400

http://www.moddb.com/mods/star-wars-mod-galactic-warfare

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LordofWar1982@nospam.com (LordofWar) — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:23:12 -0400

http://www.modmywhat.com/article/Oh-hai--Mafia-2-Multiplayer--its-real-now/716

download free roammod here